Monday, 14 February 2011

Valentines day..

Good Morning Monday Peeps and VERY............

Hope you all have a great day (and night)and whoever gets lucky has to post pics!!LOL

Cheers

NURSES AREN’T SUPPOSED TO LAUGH!!!

"Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," Fred said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest whizzer the nurse had ever seen.  Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.

"I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?

"It's swollen," Fred replied

(They had to carry her out)

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11 comments:

  1. George Hardy14 February 2011 at 03:12

    Happy Valentine's Day to all you romantic souls - and of course those incorrigibles like nympho Ducks, pink carnation wearers, green lattice thong poseurs, Dogger John, and quiet ladies down under who have a wild alter-ego once they knock the 'T' off the end of their name.

    Have I covered every possibility? I think NOT! LMAO

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  2. Elise Cotter14 February 2011 at 08:04

    Evening All, and a Happy Valentines to you all too....am spreading the luurve !!!! xx

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  3. Elise Cotter14 February 2011 at 08:35

    PS - Great joke Big Guy......Can't say that's ever happened to me, although I do recall a case where the Guy got swollen too much and needed surgery........I will let you all fill in the blanks..... XX

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  4. Phil Thompson14 February 2011 at 09:35

    Evening Elise,,did it involve a milk bottle???LOL xx

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  5. Bevie Hodgson14 February 2011 at 09:43

    We're back to hoovers and attachments again!!! Happy valentines day. Hope you had a day filled with love xx

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  6. Elise Cotter14 February 2011 at 10:03

    Big Guy....errrrrrr....Nope. Why ? Did that happen to you !? The poor Guy had to be surgically separated from his partner, then have surgery. Please note, in those days Viagra wasn't even at the trial stage..... XX

    Bev....You are obsessed with Hoovers and attachments !? I don't have a hoover. I have a Beam Central Vacuum System [Google it]....suction is 100 times more powerful than a Hoover ! Happy Valentines xx

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  7. Phil Thompson14 February 2011 at 10:10

    I was 5 years old Elise and boys will be boys,,LOL,,

    WOW suction 100 more powerful than a hoover???,,that would bring tears to Ians eyes!! PMSL

    Lova duck!!

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  8. Elise Cotter14 February 2011 at 10:15

    Ha Ha Ha ! Knew ya did something weird !! xx

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  9. Elise Cotter14 February 2011 at 10:32

    Sorry Guys, just heard that Joan8Mike on PCC has lost Mike yesterday to PCa....RIP Mike. Joan is battling Breast Cancer at the moment. I am terribly upset to hear this news today. Thoughts and prayers are with Joan at this time xxxx

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  10. Bevie Hodgson14 February 2011 at 10:48

    Such sad news.

    Won't post what I was going to post.

    lots of love xx

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  11. Phil Thompson14 February 2011 at 14:29

    Damn!,,just popped in after a nice "Romantic" evening to hear such sad news,,

    Condolences and a big hug to Joan,xx

    Rest easy Mike

    Cheers Mate

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