Tuesday, 1 February 2011

Tuesday crop

Good Morning/Evening Tuesday Peeps,,,,nice morning ere for a jog(Yeah right)bright and sunny,,,,,,,,,,,heading out shortly to brave the front line in da Boro to get my mop cropped,,,,,,

Take it easy whatever you're up to,

Catch ya later

Cheers

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop.

The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says,  "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity, so he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"

So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......

 

 

 

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14 comments:

  1. Elise Cotter1 February 2011 at 01:11

    Morning All. Good one Big Guy ! Sunny day here, a little damp, but mild. Farmers going CRAZY round here with slurry........yeugh yeugh yeugh ! xxxx

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  2. john sherwood1 February 2011 at 01:21

    Sunny here to...Hi all.!
    Off to see The Wizard...............The wonderful wizard,also known as 'Onc'
    Yeh off to see God......Wish me well....!!!!!!

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  3. Elise Cotter1 February 2011 at 01:34

    Oh Boy John, best, best, best of luck dude ! let us know whats what and do PUSH FOR SCANS !!!!!! xxxxxx

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  4. Phil Thompson1 February 2011 at 01:38

    Yeah Good luck John,,keep us posted,

    Cheers

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  5. George Hardy1 February 2011 at 02:02

    Mornin 'all : )~

    Good luck with the Wiz, John.

    I see Phil is going for his monthly 'head, crack & sac wax'. Such a masochist ain't he?? LOL
    It does worry me that all the staff at his salon are Turkish MALES!

    Elise? That's not slurry your'e sniffing...I think Multiply has its new HQ down the road from you,

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  6. Elise Cotter1 February 2011 at 02:05

    Dude, must be...reliably informed now that its a SEWAGE problem there .... even worse OMG its terrible ! So is Multiply ha ha ! xxxx

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  7. Phil Thompson1 February 2011 at 08:32

    Coo it's quiet in ere??just back from town now all "Back sac and cracked!! PMSL

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  8. john sherwood1 February 2011 at 09:19

    Hi all..Thanks for the good wishes....Psa has risen from 1.7 to 3.0.(Phil,i know thats small to yours) & he will not give me scans,as he says mets probably have regressed or died,being starved of testo,so now at loggerheads !!!.He did say if next Psa is a doubling,then he will !...Decided then to come off Zoladex so probably get my scans than......simples!!...Seriously though i need to have a break from it as my concentration levels are abysmal,& still think there may be a link with high BP (my theory) & haven't read a book or paper for ages...Testosterone level is 0.09..ALP is 80....He said there is 5 levels of treatment,& i am still on Level 1,or was...His happy for me to stop,but its my decision,so will suck & see...Disappointed yes a bit,but I think i stick with him for now,even though his views on screening are different from mine...He talked quite openly on that,& the latest trials,& reassured me that new drugs & any beneficial trials,will be there as & when reqd,but you will die from it eventually........thanks mate !!....... another challenge then..!!!?
    George....local team playing Gateshead tonite...so off out soon...Catchy later...

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  9. Phil Thompson1 February 2011 at 09:38

    John...Your Onco sounds like he may be related to mine!! same outloook on scans!

    When do you have your next PSA test?,,,I arrange my own every four weeks through my GP,,they send the blood to the hospital so the results are flagged up for my Onco and I ring and get them the next day................Sort of self monitoring as I know my body best,,, and if I'm not happy I arrange to the the Onco if it's before my scheduled appointment..

    Enjoy a slurp tonite John and relax....

    Cheers

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  10. john sherwood1 February 2011 at 14:04

    Back from a 3-0 pasting.....Blimey its quiet on here...Quietly say goodnight & sleep tight.....& don't let the bed bugs bite your ass...!!

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  11. Phil Thompson1 February 2011 at 14:15

    Read the posts John..

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  12. john sherwood2 February 2011 at 00:07

    Months time Phil....KEEPING A HANDLE ON IT just in case...Ring his Sec for results...have another meeting with the Wizaed May 2nd...As my testo was at castrate level,its going to feel good getting my 'male' side back.!!!!..,particularly desire & concentration levels....Its about quality of life too,

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  13. Phil Thompson2 February 2011 at 01:35

    Spot on !!

    Cheers

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  14. George Hardy2 February 2011 at 02:45

    Hi John,

    I do the same as Phil...four weekly tests, even though my onco would only ever authorise 3 monthly.
    In fact what Phil has said is definitely true for most of us.
    WE KNOW OUR OWN BODIES BETTER THAN ANY MEDIC DOES!

    Good luck, keep on top of it at all times.....but as for concentration levels????
    Mine haven't yet returned to normal and it's over 3 years since I had HT.
    It seems a 'large minority' of us are hit like that.

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