Tuesday Coo!!

Good Morning/Evening Tuesday Peeps.,,woken at sparra fart buy amorous wood pigeons billing and cooing outside our bedroom window,,,,

Ended up lobbing a paperback at them but they just flew off two trees down and carried on!!..Love is obviously "In the air!!"

Nothing more mentioned about "Decorating"but the Ann Summers catalogue I left in pl;ace of the paint charts has disappeared!

Happy Tuesday Folks

Cheers

A Golden oldie............

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Pickle Slicer
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Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.

He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed.

He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.

"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, Bill, you didn't."

"Yes, I did."

"My God, Bill, what happened?"

"I got fired."

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

"Oh...she got fired too."