Tuesday, 15 February 2011

TTTTTT....Tuesday

Afternoon Good Peeps

 

Not only do I have Tourettes Syndrome (WTF!) and dyslexia, I have now developed a sssss stutter.

I think it's my own fault for taking the piss out of my stammering urologist after that bad appointment some months ago.

That will teach me not to mock the afflicted!

 

KIDS? WHO WOULD HAVE 'EM?

Since Sunday afternoon I've  been running round like a

BLUE ARSED FLY

because of them

And there's still more to do. If I'm missing a lot of the time, it's not because I'm sleeping...you hear that Phil? (and Elise)

 

Here's hoping for a quieter time Chez Hardy sometime after Wednesday.

This old git is 'cream-crackered'

I DO LOVE A GOOD OLD MOAN, DON'T I?

Anyway, as they used to say on NYPD BLUE...

BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!

 

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16 comments:

  1. Phil Thompson15 February 2011 at 04:55

    Talking of Ssssssstuttering...............................................

    A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says. Little Johnny raises his hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered," he volunteered.

    The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked young Johnny to describe the incident.

    "Well," he began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!

    "That must've been scary," said the teacher.

    "It sure was!" said Johnny. "My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... and before he could say "F*ck", the Rottweiler ate him!"

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  2. john sherwood15 February 2011 at 04:58

    George, they said 'Lets be careful out there',on 'Hill Street Blues'....Don't want to split hairs,,,,but i just loved that programme......
    Life goes on as they say...so see this clip for a laugh & turn soun right up.


    http://www.wimp.com/animalvoiceovers/

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  3. Bevie Hodgson15 February 2011 at 07:44

    Hi guys, guess what I've been doing on my day off........ painting a female papermache torso gold and adding tassels to various bits of its anatomy!!!! Its to cheer dad up when he starts radiotherapy next week. I am covered it glitter, gold and black paint!!!

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  4. john sherwood15 February 2011 at 08:08

    Any chance of a 'peeps' at it then ?..Nothing to shocking for us,is it Bev?
    anatomy & all !.
    Hope treatment goes well for Dad.!!!!!

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  5. Elise Cotter15 February 2011 at 08:15

    Evening All. George ? My commiserations, but was wondering "In for a penny, in for a pound"........can I throw my 2 in for good measure? ! :-) xx

    PS Bev ? That sounds really weird ! x

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  6. George Hardy15 February 2011 at 12:06

    Phil? That 'Pets with Tourettes' pic is PRICELESS!
    Hamster says BOLLOCKS?
    PMSL

    John, you were right, It WAS Hill Street Blues I was thinking about. Where the 'f***K (please excuse my affliction) did I get NYPD blue from??
    Told you all I was going senile, didn't I??

    Now, Bev? EXPLAIN TO ME, PLEASE:
    Have I got this right?

    You have been standing naked in your living room. wrapped in papiermache, painting your torso gold and then adding tassles to various bits of your anatomy????
    Would that be two or THREE tassles?





    And was Ian there to help? Painting your 'back' side????
    Has it now dried enough to be cut off (carefully)?????


    I am beside myself here. My mind went into 'super-boggle mode'.

    There can only be one reason for this madness.....

    DID LA DUCK PUT YOU UP TO IT?


    ROFLMFBO here!

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  7. Elise Cotter15 February 2011 at 12:16

    La Duck ??!!

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  8. john sherwood15 February 2011 at 12:42

    Loved Hill Street Blues......but none since have done it for me...

    Spurs are 1-0 up as i write this away to Milan...so a good night 'a'...

    Notice how Bev stokes us up then fades into the background George...
    Been coached me thinks..!!?

    1-0 final score......Yes.!!!

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  9. George Hardy16 February 2011 at 02:07

    La CANARD? : )~

    Phil used to work for Cunard in his sea-going days.
    I met him in the 80s...he was driving a Bentley, had a Rolex watch and was wearing more Bling than Mr T.

    I asked what he did for a living, and he said 'I work for Cunard'.

    I said I work f''c'nard too, but I haven't got the dosh you have! : )~

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  10. Phil Thompson16 February 2011 at 02:12

    You have such a way with words George ,and you being "dicklicksic" too!! LMAO

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  11. George Hardy16 February 2011 at 02:29

    This Dickslicsia is really getting me DOWN! lol

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  12. George Hardy16 February 2011 at 02:30

    On top of that, I'm still reeling from the shock news that even STAMMERING is life threatening!
    Is it only Rottweilers I should be wary of? lol

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  13. Elise Cotter16 February 2011 at 08:55

    Don't dis' Rotties George....still miss my fella..... XX

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  14. Keith Evans16 February 2011 at 13:18

    Why is dyslexia so f...ing hard to spell?

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  15. George Hardy17 February 2011 at 02:27

    Keith? THAT IS A SUPERB QUESTION!

    I want an anwers iddmeiatley.

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  16. Phil Thompson17 February 2011 at 02:48

    Ckufed if I know!

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