Thursday, 24 February 2011

Thursday Thumper!

Good Morning/Evening Thursday Peeps,,,better day weather wise and it seems to have brought out da wabbits!,,,4 of the furballs in my garden  nibbling on my bits of greenery first thing!

Avoided B and Q yesterday but she got me in M and S when she picked up their Spring mag that was detailing "decorating tips for your Spring house makeover!!!"(If they don't get you one way they sure will another!!)

I havn't actually found paintbrushes on my pillow yet but I fear what the next step may be in these mind games! LOL

Have a good un Folks whatever you're up to

Cheers

Builder

 Barry the builder walks up to a girl in a club and say to her " I've got an 11t inch dick and I can shag all night" After a couple of drinks, she takes him home with her.

 The next morning she says to him "You told me that you had an 11 inch dick and that you could shag all night. You've got a five inch dick and you lasted only 3 minutes"!!

 Barry looks up at her and says " I'm a builder love, that was just an estimate!

 

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14 comments:

  1. George Hardy24 February 2011 at 01:10

    LMAO.

    PHIL? HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT TOPICS WE BOTH POSTED ON TODAY?????

    TERRIBLE TWINS OR WHAT?

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  2. Phil Thompson24 February 2011 at 01:12

    Morning George,,,,That is wayyy to weird and at the same time too!,,are we morphing into one Bollockeer!!!???? PMSL

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  3. Bevie Hodgson24 February 2011 at 01:21

    there is only one bollocker, one bollockeer, er!! (can't remember the rest).
    If you are morphing into one perhaps George could be the painter!!
    I have six men in the garden playing with tools.
    Right my gorgeous ones I am off to finish cutting more flippin ballons and making name badges for the men who are going to be our slaves next week....!!!

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  4. Phil Thompson24 February 2011 at 01:27

    Morning Bev please put me out of my misery and tell me WHY are you cutting up balloons???? xx (My mind is running riot)LOL

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  5. George Hardy24 February 2011 at 03:07

    I want to know why there are so many men in Bev's garden - playing with their tools!

    I wonder if they are professional bush trimmers (like Phil and me)?

    We can trim any type of bush, and our prices are reasonable (OK, we'll admit...we do it for free, just to keep our hands in).

    BUT BEV..... WHY SIX MEN?

    Surely we're not talking 'rain forest' here?


    ROFLMFBO

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  6. Phil Thompson24 February 2011 at 03:36

    Ready to roll George!!,,Fear not Bev you'll be in good hands,we are both well qualified!! with years of "Hands on" experience!

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  7. Bevie Hodgson24 February 2011 at 04:12

    bad boys!
    I have 6 men 'cos its an insurance job. A driver wnet through our garden wall just before Christmas, he skidded on the snow. He had brought his wifes christmas present round to a friend in the street as he did not want her to find it. I just hoped she liked it. Ian things he was newly married because you old timers would just hand over the dosh!!!

    Back to cutting, sticking, gluing and using my heat gun!! xx

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  8. Phil Thompson24 February 2011 at 04:16

    Bev were you ever a Blue Peter presenter??? xx

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  9. Bevie Hodgson24 February 2011 at 04:19

    no but Ian has a blue peter badge!!!

    I am off to be crafty be back later my gorgeous one, that includes you Ian if you are reading this. xx

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  10. Phil Thompson24 February 2011 at 04:25

    Ian has a Blue Peter badge????why doesn't that surprise me? LOL,,,was it for bush trimmimg?

    Have fun being Crafty?,,,Off to play in the garden catch ya later xx

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  11. George Hardy24 February 2011 at 06:36

    Phil's been in the garden...practising his skills.

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  12. Phil Thompson24 February 2011 at 07:00

    Looks like we still have work to do George!!! :))

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  13. George Hardy24 February 2011 at 07:09

    OMG

    Now that is a challenge!!!

    I may have been right about rain forests down Bristol way!

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  14. Phil Thompson24 February 2011 at 07:13

    Be brave George,once we have it surrounded I'll watch yer back while you go in first!! LOL

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