

Finally lost the wind (Morning George)that has been blowing for the last few day.
Bloods for me this afta to see what's happening since the chemo was stopped..
Whatever you're up to have a cracking day,
Cheers
A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach at Ft.Myers .
She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "How are you today?" "Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book. "I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked. "First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back to his book.
"I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years ago and it is very lonely," she countered. "Do you live around here?" she asked. "Yes, I live over in Cape Coral ," he answered , and again he resumed reading. Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted,,,,,,,
"Do you like pussy cats?" With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her blanket, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of her life. When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"
"The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"
GOOD LUCK TODAY PHIL.
ReplyDeleteWill you be wearing your lucky green lattice posing pouch? lol
I've been thinking (dangerous, I know).
How about this?
Champs-Élysées
Chimps d'Elise
I sometimes worry about you George!!PMSL
ReplyDeleteNow getting bloods done Friday will keep ya posted...............
Click on the link for your Birthday info
Here is something most everyone will enjoy!
Click on 'Birthday Calculator.' It tells you how many hours and
How many seconds you have been alive on this earth and when
You were probably conceived.
After you've finished reading the info, click again,
And see what the moon looked like the night you
Were born. Who says our time clocks aren't ticking...
Enjoy.
Birthday Calculator
I sometimes worry about you George!! PMSL
ReplyDeleteNow getting bloods done Friday will keep ya posted!
Interesting info re your Birthdate,,click on link below..
http://www.paulsadowski.org/BirthDay.asp
I worry a lot about my state of mind too, Phil, LOL
ReplyDeleteSo you have a reprieve from the hossie today? Damn, you'll have to take of that posing pouch.
Do you need a scraper?...and four muscular women to help? : )~
Fascinating link to my birthdate. Thanks for that.
It told me something I'd always suspected...
I was born in the Chinese year of the Rabbit.
Now THAT explains a lot about my last 46 years!
HOLD ME BACK! Better still, TIE ME DOWN! LMAO
You like lettuce and are always bolting down holes??
ReplyDeleteI'm an Ox!...is there a year of the Duck???LOL
Year of the Snake is me.....So George watch your back in the grass....lol..
ReplyDeleteNice link Phil,but for one thing.....It says my fav day is Wednesday!!.....Then goes on to say today is not your day!!......Just as i'm going to meet Val for lunch & Booking that Cruise,...Perhaps all balconys booked 'again...Oh dear!
Best wishes for tomorrow Phil...
Cheers.
Me? Chinese year of the pig (of course)
ReplyDeleteWhy do I keep getting mails from Ms. Ann Summers informing me it is the year of the rabbit?
ReplyDeleteI just do not understand.
Me too Keith!,,you going for an upgrade??LMAO
ReplyDeleteMmmmm....reckon you are all going 'quackers' in my absence ? Year of the Duck ? Dunno. I have a Chinese friend, I will check with her. Not too sure about your birthday calculator Big Guy......some WEIRD stuff on it. According to that one, I was born in the year of the Goat.....the other one I checked a couple of weeks ago said I was born in the year of the Sheep.....
ReplyDeleteGeorge ? "Chimps D'Elise"....Gotta say, I am well impressed with that one, although Whisky would be nearer the mark !
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Hi Elise, you just teasing George with the sheep reference??don't get him going this close to his bedtime!! LOL xx
ReplyDelete...straight up Big Guy......
ReplyDeleteStraight up.....the only way to go!
ReplyDeleteHey, just a throwaway fact....did you see how small the Ann Summers Rampant Rabbits are these days?
They were never like that in our days,were they Keith? Phil? John? LMAO
I suppose they have had to re-model them to take into account 'Euro sizes'
Or it coud be that Ann Summers uses young guys as her models.
I wonder if these youngsters are 'shrinking'?
I blame it all on their bad diets - MacDonalds and 'girlie' drinks. : )~
Blimey George.....who has rattled your cage today? You are nearly 'chipper' ! PMSL XX
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