Good Morning Bollockeers !
Where is everybody ????
Not a nice day here, and I have that blasted song spinning around my head since last night.
The blow job I had to do last night was okay, but I did get a bit bored by the time I reached number 36, so decided to call it quits until tonight again. Besides, my mouth needs a well deserved rest !
Have a relaxing one people !
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Where is everybody ????
Not a nice day here, and I have that blasted song spinning around my head since last night.
The blow job I had to do last night was okay, but I did get a bit bored by the time I reached number 36, so decided to call it quits until tonight again. Besides, my mouth needs a well deserved rest !
Have a relaxing one people !
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Morning Elise(give those lips a rest!,LOL),xx,and fellow Sunday loafers,,,very late start after a very late night,
ReplyDeleteHave a chilled Sunday,
Cheers
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET BLONDE GENIES !!!
A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.
Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes.
The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.
The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a golf-course mansion, surrounded by 50 beautiful women.
After he makes love to all of them, he begins to explore this fabulous house.
Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down and the floor is covered in $100 bills.
Then, there's a knock at the door. He answers it and standing there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he's dead.
As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods. It's the two blonde genies.
One blonde genie says to the other one, 'I can understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire.
But why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me.'
Ha Ha Ha ! Morning Big Guy, thought I was the only one on here for the day ! late night huh? Bet the Malt was flowing in 'Elise' size quantities !! Have a relaxing one ! xx
ReplyDeleteI was on Mango Vodka till we got home then onto Balvenie as a nightcap,,,but it was a very lonnnnng nightcap! LOL
ReplyDeleteYou blowing again today?? xx
Yep.....another 36 to go......can't say I am looking forward to it at all. Might need a Balvenie or two to keep me from going insane !! xx
ReplyDeleteJust remember to keep blowing and don't suck!!LMAO xx
ReplyDeletethats the problem I had yesterday xx
ReplyDeleteOld habits Huh?? LOL xx
ReplyDeleteeeeeeewwwwww !!!
ReplyDeleteI was using a straw at the time...
ReplyDeleteGeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez, what a saucy topic to start the day. : )~
ReplyDeleteI'm not complaining though (Yes, I KNOW that must be a first!)
Good luck with the final 33 Elise! lol
Mark (Spurspark) sent me these - I just had to share them - and I hope the embedded link to my favourite one works...here goes.
1) Take a lesson from George:
2) Take another lesson (We've all been here!)
CLICK THIS:
PULL ME
Evening George,You awake yet?I posted that not long ago under "Beer goggles",,PMSL
ReplyDeleteBev I will have that image of you all day now!! (I like! xx)
Bev,,,,Number 2 icing nozzle is way better and quicker !
ReplyDeleteGeorge,,, Yep, gotta say Big Guy did post that a coupla weeks back,,,,still good though ! The news article is a little bit disturbing though....... ALSO, I have 36 to go, not 33....not only dyslexic, but your math sucks too !!!! XXXXXX
BUT BUT BUT....I thought you were going for the full 69!
ReplyDeleteSurely I didn't get THAT wrong too?
Phil? Am I EVER fully awake these days?
ReplyDeleteDuh!
George, nice thoughts there ! xx
ReplyDelete69 AND George,,now that is a mental image I really do not want to have!!! LMAO
ReplyDeleteHeyyyyyyyyy, behave yourself Phil.
ReplyDeleteWords like that from an old sailor SCARE ME TO DEATH! lmao
OK. I apologise for re-posting the beer goggles clip already sent in by Sir Phil.
HOW ABOUT THIS ONE THEN?
CLICK AND SCRATCH
That is a classic George ! I know a few people who would definitely appreciate that one ! PMSL ! xx
ReplyDeleteHere's another 'fart' one....peeps....
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwhHmDy-t1Y
Can't believe that guy dying at work......& nobody noticed.!!!!......I said noone noticed.!!!.....snooooooze.! LOL
That's my 2s favorite John ! Good call ! have you checked out 'Tooting Cousins' ?
ReplyDeleteHahaha...!!!!! Could you superimpose the cousins with George & Phils profile....I'ma WAITING.!!! xx
ReplyDeleteI'd love to say yes John, but I have no idea how to on a you tube video, as they are all copyright......Maybe George has an idea??? x
ReplyDeleteHI
ReplyDeleteThe problem with sucking instead of blopwing is you get a mouthful of...................paint!!!!!
Thats better than what I would get Bev ! xx
ReplyDeleteYes Elise, .....Just come back & its quiet on ear........What time does George 'turn in'?
ReplyDeleteHope at 'The Mill',he is more flexy.!!!!!?
Just booked a holiday in Turkey to boost my suntan end of May...Well actually Val said she wanted to be at her best for Leicester, so agreed as long as its 4star & All inclusive.........found out its 2star & inconclusive.!!!! only joking..!!!!!..
John,,George hits the sack straight after his favourite programme "Songs of praise",,two stiff Horlicks and he's out like a light!
ReplyDeleteYeah, and these Horlicks hangovers are a real bugger to shift!
ReplyDeleteElise has asked me another difficult question. All I will say is:
'It's a hard one...a very hard one!'.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha !!!!!!! xx
ReplyDeleteIt's not so hard now that you're laughing at me.
ReplyDeleteElise, you do have a way of deflating (nay..... PRICKing) a guy's 'ego' ! : )~
you love it George xxxx
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