Saturday, 19 February 2011

Saturday Foggy !!



Happy Weekend People !!!

Looks like Multiply is playing with me again [!]

Wonder how George is doing? You got your power back yet George?? Hope there were no nasty accidents with candles and your flowing locks ? Although Phil did reasurre me that you have a clockwork Candle, Radio and Organ.....I don't believe a word of it !
 [Except the wind up Organ  !!! PMSL ]

Thick, Pea-Souper Fog here this morning, so hoping that soon goes.

My plans for today...????

......NOTHING AT ALL..... !!!!!!!

Have a great one, and keep the water of life flowing liberally dudes !

Big Guy !? You have a joke there about Fog ??

XXXXX
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  1. Phil Thompson19 February 2011 at 01:52

    Morning Elise,,xx Morning Bollockeers,,grey and misty here but no fog,,,there are lots of foggy fffffunnies but none at B2PCa naughiness level!! LOL

    Lazy day planned also,,but out tonite as someone has been silly enough to invite us for dinner!,,they are Scottish is that good or bad Elise??

    George will be late posting no doubt ,,as I bet Lynn is trying to wind up his organ!! LMAO

    Have a good un Folks!



    Cheers

    A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynaecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. Right away he tells her to undress.
    After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh. As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm doing?" "Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities." "That's right," says the doctor.
    He then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asks. "Yes," the woman says, "you're checking for any lumps of breast cancer." "That's right," replies the doctor.
    He then begins to have sexual intercourse with the woman. He says to her, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"
    "Yes," she says. "You're getting herpes."

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  2. Elise Cotter19 February 2011 at 02:01

    Morning Big Guy. You are all in for the Noah like deluges we had yesterday....be warned ! An evening with Scottish folk ? Nice one ! If they like you, you will be on the Malt all night [the good one mind !] As for dinner? Haggis ?!! Black Bun ??! Or the traditional Scottish favorite Curry ! Ha Ha ! Let us all know if you survive the night dude ! XX

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  3. George Hardy19 February 2011 at 02:12

    Dear peeps, I am so glad to be back in the fold, ha!

    I saw what you've all been writing about me! Cheeky buggers.

    Anyway, landline came back on at 10.30 last night, then TV at 11.30, but broadband was still off went I went to bed (again, lol) after 1am.

    Now I am TOTALLY behind with a mountain of emails and I don't know where to start.
    I dare say I will catch up sometime today. But, for now, no bad or sad news to report, and that is always a BIG plus!

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  4. Elise Cotter19 February 2011 at 02:19

    Thanks for that George, I have been worried XXXXX

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  5. Phil Thompson19 February 2011 at 02:27

    I havn't! LOL

    Back in the "Fold"there ya go with your sheep reference again Matey!!

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  6. Elise Cotter19 February 2011 at 02:28

    Ah now Big Guy.....You were really !!!!! :-) XXXX

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  7. Phil Thompson19 February 2011 at 02:30

    Nah Elise ,he was texting me every 5 minutes,, I was talking him through how to get his organ wound up!! LOL

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  8. Elise Cotter19 February 2011 at 02:37

    Ha Ha Ha ! PMSFL ! You 2 are just made for each other !!!!! xx

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  9. john sherwood19 February 2011 at 02:51

    Hi all....Got the wet stuff here...Club bar at lunchtime,then footie safternoon...Then back to see Crawley against Man United in the F.A. Cup,& then out to dinner..(phew)...Cum on you Red Devils....(spelling) Lets have a massive Cup upset...!!!!!!!
    Hope you all have a goodun to..!!!!!!!?

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  10. Elise Cotter19 February 2011 at 02:53

    Hiya John, sounds like a whirlwind day there. what's Val upto then????? XXXX

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  11. Bevie Hodgson19 February 2011 at 02:56

    Good morning guys. Having fun here. DS went to first 'proper' party and is rather hung over!! Such joy. He truned down my offer of a fried breackfast!!!

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  12. Elise Cotter19 February 2011 at 02:59

    Oh Bev you are mean !!!!! Did you cook one anyway, just so he would get the smell !!!??? XX

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  13. john sherwood19 February 2011 at 03:25

    Val going shopping Elise...........snooooooze.........with friends..!! xx
    Some little thing to slip into for the Leicester do,no doubt.!!?
    A good fry up after a boozy night,is ok in my book...
    .

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  14. Elise Cotter19 February 2011 at 03:29

    Shopping with friends would tick all the boxes for me John ! However, I have settled for a coupla hours here, on my own, no hubby or kids ! :-) peace reigns supreme for a while ! xx

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  15. Bevie Hodgson19 February 2011 at 03:58

    Having a cooking day. Have made Ian mushy pea and veg fritatta, chocolate porridge made with couscous, brocolli soup. For some reason he is not impressed with the porridge! Now would you turn your nose up!!

    lol
    bev

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  16. Elise Cotter19 February 2011 at 04:57

    you are a brave woman Bev ! xx

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  17. Phil Thompson19 February 2011 at 04:57

    Hiya Bev,,mushy peas,Brocolli,and chocolate porridge???(Hi George),,you punishing Ian for something?? LOL xx

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  18. Bevie Hodgson19 February 2011 at 06:09

    Oh boys, what ahve I done. Bev has made mushy bean curry and mixed bean chilli. Me thinks I should never have said we are eating too much meat. Help!!!
    Ian

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  19. Elise Cotter19 February 2011 at 06:14

    Reckon your ASS will give a great answer if you eat all that lot Ian !!!!!

    HELP ME OUT HERE GUYS !!!!!! Who has the pic of the 'WET SUIT FART' ?????? I thought I had it catalogued ??? XX

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  20. Elise Cotter19 February 2011 at 06:25

    You are a Gentleman Big Guy !!! Many thanks !! xx

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  21. Elise Cotter19 February 2011 at 06:56

    Here's one to keep you all amused for months to come. HOW do I 'blow' 70 eggs quickly ?????!!!!!!!!!!!

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  22. Phil Thompson19 February 2011 at 07:07

    you practising on eggs???LOL or you got Easter on your mind?

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  23. Elise Cotter19 February 2011 at 07:11

    I am not prepared to answer the 'why' Big Guy [I am in enough trouble] but am more interested in the 'how'.... ! xx

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  24. Phil Thompson19 February 2011 at 07:15

    Sounds like you have a marathon blow job ahead of you Elise !!!,,maybe this will help! xx

    http://www.5min.com/Video/How-to-Blow-out-an-Easter-Egg-142076367

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  25. Elise Cotter19 February 2011 at 07:20

    Cheers Big Guy.....Now why didn't I think of that....? the straw is obviously the magic tool ! xxxxxxxxx

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  26. Phil Thompson19 February 2011 at 07:22

    Hmmm there's gotta be a funny there about a magic tool!! LOL

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  27. Elise Cotter19 February 2011 at 07:24

    I have full confidence that if there is, you will find it XXXX

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  28. Phil Thompson19 February 2011 at 07:26

    Magic Tool..(Penis)

    Once there was this guy and he didnt know what to get his wife for her birthday so he went into this shop and asked this guy what he had, the guy said, does your wife like dolls, no said the husband, ok said the shop man, what does she like?, she likes sex replied the man laughing, well i have just the thing for her then replied the man, he bought out this wooden penis. the husband says, what the hell is that, its a magic vodoo penis replied the shop man, just tell it where to go and it will go there. ok the man said, i will try it, the man said vodoo penis, door handle. the vodoo penis went to the door and knowcked the handle off. alright i will take it the man said. so the man took it home to his wife and she was thrilled. that night, her husband was out and she felf a liffle horney so she got the vodoo penis and said" vodoo penis, my vagina, the voodoo penis went there immediatly and gave her heaps of pleasure, but she eventually got sick of it and she tried to get it out but it wouldnt come out so she panicked and hoped in her car with no clothes on and started driving as fast as she could. she eventually got pulled over by the police. why are you driving so fast?, she replied " theres a mgic vodoo penis in me and the police man said " voodoo penis my ass".

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  29. Elise Cotter19 February 2011 at 07:31

    What is funny for me, was not the joke Big Guy, but rather the speed in which you posted it !! Still good though ! xx

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  30. Phil Thompson19 February 2011 at 09:31

    Off out for a nosh,,,have a good evening Peeps and play nice,,(Yeah right!!LOL)

    Cya later...

    El Capitano

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  31. Elise Cotter19 February 2011 at 09:37

    Have a great evening....think of me at my blow job all night................... ! XXXXXX

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  32. john sherwood19 February 2011 at 14:36

    Blow Jobby............all night ?!!! .....Aaaaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhhh.!!!
    just read the other posts......HUH.!!!???

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  33. Elise Cotter20 February 2011 at 02:01

    John - You make me laugh Dude !! xx

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