Monday, 7 February 2011

Monday Windy




Good Monday Morning Bollockeers !!!


TERRIBLE storms here last night....wind was awful [Morning George !] and have a huge amount of branches down on my hill. A bit like an assult course getting herself to playschool.


Chooks not happy.....wind keeps hitting their bums and shooting them across the garden....funny to watch, but I am certain I will get no eggs now today !




Good luck today George, and even bigger luck tomorrow. Have everything crossed here for ya Boss !

Have a great day people, and try not to end up in Kansas !

Any more horrendously funny clips from "You Tube" there John ??!!

Lots of these to you all XXXXXX
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  1. Phil Thompson7 February 2011 at 01:09

    Morning Elise xx,,,Morning Bollockeers,,,,sorry to hear about your "Fowl"wind Elise(Morning George),,hope your birds get laid ot lay again real soon,

    Don't intend to get "Blown"in Kansas but that is a Great link for "The yellow prick toad gag!

    Going Italian though this morning.........

    Have a bearable Monday Folks,and keep us posted George

    Cheers

    Italiano Bambino

    An Italian is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his wife had produced a typical Italian baby boy weighing 20 pounds.

    Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 20 pounds, but the Italian guy just shrugs, "Dat'sa about average backa home, ....like I said, atsa my boy, a typical Italian bambino."

    Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW".... one woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.

    Two weeks later he returns to the bar.

    The bartender says, "Say you're the father of that typical Italian baby that weighed 20 pounds at birth. Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So how much does he weigh now?"

    The proud father answers, "He's a Fifteen pound."

    The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious. "What happened? He already weighed 20 pounds the day he was born!"

    The Italian father takes a long swig of Sambuca, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says..... "We had him circumcised!"

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  2. George Hardy7 February 2011 at 01:11

    Goooooood Mornin' Good Peeps.

    Hey, what a great photo to start the day with! Thanks Elise : )~

    I think John, Phil, MIke and Keith will be late in posting after seeing that (no further comment), LMAO

    No wind here now, we had it non-stop on Friday and Saturday. That damn Jane Plant diet!

    Our friend Bill in Thailand has sent me some international news. Why didn't SKY inform Britain and Ireland about this?




    SKY NEWS says that unconfirmed reports have 1,000 Egyptian soldiers entering Jordan this evening.




    She says she's a little sore but not uncomfortable, they're nice boys



    OUCH!
    You're a bad BAD boy Bill, lol.

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  3. George Hardy7 February 2011 at 01:13

    Bloody 'ell Phil....You were quick!

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  4. Elise Cotter7 February 2011 at 01:29

    He is such a show off George ! That's old Sailors for ya !!! PMSL !! Am liking the jokes today Guys - I am no good at them, I never remember the punchlines ! Ha Ha ! xx

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  5. Phil Thompson7 February 2011 at 01:33

    Bet you say that to all the boys George!! LMAO

    You are liking what? today Elise??? xx LOL

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  6. Daniel Sencier7 February 2011 at 01:39

    Same here in Cumbria Elise, I'm sure I've just seen one of your chooks going past the window!!! I'll second that for George, best wishes for a good end to the week I say. I'm live on Radio Cumbria on Friday so reving up for that!!! xxx

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  7. George Hardy7 February 2011 at 01:47

    Hey Dan, what time is the program on? I'm sure we could get to listen via the net.
    by the way, did you know we have another Bollockeer in Cumbria?
    Colin (Cooky) from Cockermouth.

    WHERE ARE YOU COLIN? Stop lurking, we can see ya!...or is that the lovely Lynne who's been logging in?

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  8. Elise Cotter7 February 2011 at 01:49

    Morning Dan....wow ! Superstar status dude ! What you talking about ? Is there a web link? Cannot see my Chooks at all, so please keep a look out ! They are brown feathered, cluck a lot, and come running when you say "Here Chook chooks" !

    Big Guy....you attempting YOGA again? remember what happened last time !!!!!!!???? PMSFL !! XXXXXXX

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  9. Elise Cotter7 February 2011 at 01:51

    Nope, Colin not lurking yet George, just you 3 stooges ! xx

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  10. Phil Thompson7 February 2011 at 02:24

    Yep,now you come to mention it Elise there is more than a passing resemblance!! LMAO xx

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  11. Elise Cotter7 February 2011 at 02:26

    LMAO ! xx

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  12. Daniel Sencier7 February 2011 at 02:56

    Ah haa no I didn't know about Colin! Friday at about 1010am on BBC Radio Cumbria, it's easy to get on line. It's only on about 10 minutes or so. I would like it to have covered the terrible experience that I had locally but as an enquiry is just about to report back, I couldn't mention it.

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  13. Elise Cotter7 February 2011 at 03:55

    That all sounds very "Secret Squirrel" stuff Dan ? ! xx

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  14. john sherwood7 February 2011 at 05:57

    Hi all....
    George best wishes mate.....Can you confirm its not a Cowboy theme for Leicester,as Marky & Paul,keep on about being Clint Eastwood lookalikes.?!!...Vals getting a cow girl outfit booked,& i'm going as John......(big leggy)..... Wayne ...lol..
    Daniel...great!,will tune in on Friday..
    Here's a clean vid,but tickled me..!!



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W40P1EkHv4Q

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  15. Elise Cotter7 February 2011 at 05:58

    Okay George...if June is fancy dress then I am off the list !!!!!!!

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  16. john sherwood7 February 2011 at 06:13

    Its only a windup Elise.....honest..!!!!

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  17. Elise Cotter7 February 2011 at 06:17

    Mmmmm....been a member here far too long to believe that one John ! I could always come in my Nursey Uniform ?? xx

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  18. john sherwood7 February 2011 at 06:28

    Now who's winding me up.!!!!!...lol xx

    Surprised you didn't add a pic from your arsenal..lol

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  19. Elise Cotter7 February 2011 at 06:31

    Tempting dude, but alas, got to watch your BP ! xx

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  20. john sherwood7 February 2011 at 06:37

    Hahaha....yer so thoughtful.!!!.xx

    Must get back to the other site & respond back......(catcy)

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  21. Phil Thompson7 February 2011 at 07:13

    Elise don't worry about the "Cowboy"themed B2Pca do,,,,here is a pic of our one and only Bollocks cowboy meet up....

    As you can see from the Bollockeers no one was particularly happy!!! ...and we agreed Never again!!! LMAO

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  22. Elise Cotter7 February 2011 at 07:18

    PMSL ! xx

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  23. Phil Thompson7 February 2011 at 09:29

    The latest toy has hit the shops--a talking Muslim doll.

    Nobody knows what the hell it says, because no one has the balls to pull the cord.

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  24. Elise Cotter7 February 2011 at 10:10

    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ! Priceless Big Guy !! XXXXXXXX

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  25. colin cook7 February 2011 at 12:03

    I'm ere Georgey boy! standing on the side line as usual.Lynne's the full time bollocker and i just look over her shoulder. Oh! and hello Dan, I get over to Penrith every week delivering ale for Jennings and i'm the only 58 grey haired old wrinkly working for them.

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  26. Elise Cotter7 February 2011 at 14:28

    Anyone still about ? My head is spinning at the moment, and I just wish I was independently wealthy, with no need to work. Why do i get sucked into crap at work huh?

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  27. Phil Thompson7 February 2011 at 14:36

    I'm still lurking LOL xx

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  28. Elise Cotter7 February 2011 at 14:39

    Hiya Big Guy. Trying to draft a formal reply to work complaint...still....need rid of this crap now as its doing my head in BIG TIME xx

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  29. Phil Thompson7 February 2011 at 14:41

    Bummer!!,,,, you off tomorrow? xx

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  30. Elise Cotter7 February 2011 at 14:42

    Nope. Not off until Saturday. Have 0530am start.......

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  31. Phil Thompson7 February 2011 at 14:45

    Eeeek,,,you better hit the hay Sweetie! xx

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  32. Elise Cotter7 February 2011 at 14:46

    Must finish this first dude xx

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  33. Phil Thompson7 February 2011 at 14:48

    OK Good luck!!.xx

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  34. Elise Cotter7 February 2011 at 14:49

    xx

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  35. Phil Thompson7 February 2011 at 14:50

    Catch ya tomorrow Sweetie Nite Nite xx

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  36. Elise Cotter7 February 2011 at 14:52

    sleep well Big Guy xx

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