Monday, 28 February 2011

Manky Monday

Good Morning/Evening Monday Peeps.manky old start to the day here,grey and drizzly..

Gemma our youngest flew off to Vietnam and Cambodia for four weeks today so my suppy of Cuban rum ceases for a while(Life can be so cruel LOL)

Hope thing s finally get resolved, in your favour Elise and the crap finally stops flying at work!!

Happy Monday Folks,

Cheers

My daughter just walked into the living room and said,  "Dad cancel my allowance, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone and jewelry to the charity shop.  Sell my car, take my front door key and throw me out of the house".

 Well she didn't actually put it like that... actually she said... "Dad this is my new boyfriend, Mohammed."

 

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6 comments:

  1. George Hardy28 February 2011 at 01:34

    Happy Monday Folks, and a special 'GOOD LUCK' for Elise at work today.

    Hey Phil, maybe Gemma will bring you some powerful 'rice' wine home from Vietnam and Cambodia.

    Come to think of it,Jane Plant is a great advocate of rice....maybe I should add rice wine to my diet. Thanks for the idea! lol

    I see Colin Firth won an Oscar? About time too, after all the crappy films he's normally associated with, such as:





    Oh, and that reminds me.
    I've had terrible news about my planned sunshine holiday.

    I will have to CANCEL, and I'll lose my deposit too.

    Look at this:




    Finally. that joke about Mohammed?

    Why do 99% of Muslims seem to have that same name.
    If you shouted 'HEY MOHAMMED' in Bradford, would a 1000 faces turn to look at ya?

    Answers on a postcard please : )~

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  2. Phil Thompson28 February 2011 at 01:38

    Morning George,,sorry to hear your holiday is "Blown out"!!but it's an ill wind and all that,,,Seaton Carew is nice this time of the year!!LOL

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  3. Phil Thompson28 February 2011 at 01:58

    In keeping with your previous thought provoking post George.............

    Don’t read on if you do not have a strong Stomach !!!!!


    An actual death row execution in Arkansas
    GAS CHAMBER



    I'm only sending this to those I know are in favor of the death penalty. Violence should have serious consequences, and the punishment should reflect the crime.

    The Arkansas Gas
    Chamber

    Not a pretty way to die, but extremely effective. Since this gas chamber was pressed into service... Violent crime in Arkansas has dropped by 90%.

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  4. Mike Brooks28 February 2011 at 02:05

    She would be OK after a few drinks

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  5. George Hardy28 February 2011 at 04:50

    OMG

    I feel quite ill now.

    And to think I was so 'chirpy' when I arose from my crypt!

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  6. john sherwood28 February 2011 at 09:44

    Evening all.....Having probs getting/staying on here....keeps coming up with 'Internet Explorer not working' !!? Grrrrr.!!

    George, .....Did yer mean this crypt,?........see below.

    George quoted earlier.....'And to think I was so 'chirpy' when I arose from my crypt'

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ae5XwkSguNI

    Whats best protection for putor........guys.??

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