Wednesday, 23 February 2011

Hump day pitfalls?

Good Morning/Evening Fellow Humpsters,,,Grey and damp(Morning George)this morning up in our neck of the woods..

Hliary off and wants to go into town for some "Bits and piecs"but asked that pitfall laden question "Do you need anything in B and Q!",,,That place that can make growm men weep FULL of evry shade of paint and every type of brush imaginable,,,,,fearing the worst I said "No"but know she is working on another angle!!(I must be strong!!)LOL

Hope you have a colour chart free day!!

Cheers

For those that missed it first time round.........

NEW CLASSIC CAR

Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women.

They are mixing the Clio and the Taurus, and calling it the "Clitaurus."

It comes in pink and the average male thief won't be able to find it, even if someone tells him where it is.

 

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  1. Elise Cotter23 February 2011 at 01:31

    Morning Big Guy......too late....my 2 already in the paint pots, and redecorating my kitchen table as I type......maybe if I send you some pics it will put Hilary off? failing that, you will just have to 'suck it up' and get on with the job, otherwise, she could introduce penalties......!? Grey, murky, windy [Morning George] day here, which sums up my mood wonderfully. Have a good one dudes xxxxxx

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  2. Phil Thompson23 February 2011 at 01:52

    Morning Elise,,,Hope your day gets brighter in all ways!! xxx

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  3. Elise Cotter23 February 2011 at 02:15

    Thanks Big Guy XX

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  4. George Hardy23 February 2011 at 02:49

    Oh noooooooooooo,
    I am peeing myself laughing at the "Clitaurus" car.

    I bet Elise and Bev have theirs odered already.
    How about Australia? Any signs of you getting a new Clitaurus downunder, Janet? LMAO

    I LOVE this site!!

    I noticed John mentioned Alex. I'll give some info in a separate post.

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  5. Elise Cotter23 February 2011 at 02:53

    Hiya George, i have no interest in a 'clitaurus'.....would have more use for a 'penile carrier'..... xx

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  6. Phil Thompson23 February 2011 at 03:19

    I have!!!!!

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  7. Elise Cotter23 February 2011 at 03:21

    ??????

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  8. Phil Thompson23 February 2011 at 03:26

    Do Keep up Elise! LOL,,"An interest in a clitaurus" !! xx

    Ok so my spelling ain't so good!

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  9. Elise Cotter23 February 2011 at 03:31

    oh, okay. Bit of a DB day after yesterday dude. Looks like I have no Boss now..... xx

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  10. Phil Thompson23 February 2011 at 03:38

    Awwww well I hope that's the worst Sweetie,,try and chill today,,Sorry about your Boss! xxx

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  11. Phil Thompson23 February 2011 at 03:42

    Heading out with Hilaryious,,,Play nice! (Yeah right!LOL)

    Catch ya later..

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  12. George Hardy23 February 2011 at 03:55

    Elise? I'm with you here. I'm sure Phil said he'd be more interested (like you, LMAO) in a Penile Carrier, Don't tell him what colour yours is.
    He'll want one to match. He's got all those colour charts squirrelled away you know! : )~

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  13. Elise Cotter23 February 2011 at 03:56

    he is in deep 'chit' if herself steers towards B&Q......xx

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  14. George Hardy23 February 2011 at 04:45

    I think he likes the guys there in those yellow aprons!

    I won't go to B & Q again.
    Last time I was there, an old git in an apron asked me if I wanted 'Decking'....what an agressive old twot!!!

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  15. Elise Cotter23 February 2011 at 06:01

    :-)

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  16. john sherwood23 February 2011 at 06:35

    George,

    Reasons why fighting in a DIY Store is a bad idea!

    You might get plastered!
    You might get a bosch on the nose!
    You might get a good flooring, tongue AND groove!
    You could nail him good and proper though
    Although going at someone like a hammer isn't a good idea!

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  17. Elise Cotter23 February 2011 at 07:31

    you have too much time on your hands John......you any good at carpentry? plastering? landscape gardening? got a few jobs here that need seeing to xx

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  18. George Hardy23 February 2011 at 07:33

    Tongue and groove???? WOW! Don't get La Duck over-excited John!! lol


    I hope Hilary took Phil to



    And NOT





    But I know one thing for sure, she'll have bought him one of these (it'll go nicely with his 'tango' posing-pouch). : )~

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  19. Elise Cotter23 February 2011 at 07:35

    Ha Ha Ha Ha ! xx

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  20. john sherwood23 February 2011 at 08:14

    Elise, I'm very much Health & Safety conscious,& because most diy jobs are either unhealthy or unsafe,the risk assessment/management on my next project (rewasher a tap) are yet to be drawn up......I've been getting bogged down in the fine detail,& its becoming now apparent that this is going to take a monumental effort on my part & could well take weeks even months ..(wish me luck)xx

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  21. Phil Thompson23 February 2011 at 08:18

    Evenin all,,George, my "Orange thong" is on loan at the moment see below! :))

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  22. Elise Cotter23 February 2011 at 08:20

    ha ha ha ! you are so full of shite dude ! Definitely a bollockeer !! Hello bIg guy....you interrupted me mid-flow with John ! xx

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  23. Phil Thompson23 February 2011 at 08:23

    I do agopolise,Elise,,I seem to have caught George's Dicklicksia too! LOL x

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  24. Elise Cotter23 February 2011 at 08:37

    you wish !!

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  25. Phil Thompson23 February 2011 at 08:52

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwww NOT!!! LMAO

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  26. Elise Cotter23 February 2011 at 08:59

    Ha Ha ha Ha !!!!! :-) XX

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  27. George Hardy23 February 2011 at 09:37

    I wonder whose behind that is? Can't be Elise's. She wears only YELLOW thongs.
    Now let's see.....who are the other suspects...Colleen? Janet? Bev? Margaret in Redcar?

    Maybe even......Chirpy Chappie Colin Cook from Cockermouth?????? (I hear thongs are compuslory for all Jennings Brewery staff...stops them nicking cans of beer and hiding them in big knickers).

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  28. Elise Cotter23 February 2011 at 10:24

    how DO YOU KNOW I only wear yellow thongs George ??????

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  29. colin cook23 February 2011 at 10:44

    Ha Ha matey, Thing a thong a thixpenth a pocket full of rye, four and twenty Geordies baked in a pie. Ha thongs George they are just dirty old bits of string anyway. Last time Lynne wore a thong George i used it as an eye patch and hopped around on one leg,the kids got a laugh anyway.

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  30. Elise Cotter23 February 2011 at 10:46

    Ha Ha Ha Ha Colin !! XX

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  31. Bevie Hodgson23 February 2011 at 11:16

    I still wonder how you manage to go from one subject to another!!!
    Happy decorating!

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  32. john sherwood23 February 2011 at 11:18

    Did you know time?!!!!!......................That you can get incontinence thongs with discreet absorbent liners....honest? we had an Incontinence nurse at our local prostate group...That got some interest..!!!!?

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  33. Bevie Hodgson23 February 2011 at 11:23

    the mind boggles! Ian has just walked in and wondered why I am laughing!

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  34. Elise Cotter23 February 2011 at 11:43

    John....In Las Vegas they purposfully sell 'Adult Nappies' so you don't have to leave the gambling floor.......saw a documentary on this, so its NOT from personal experience ! James was supposed to take me to Vegas for our 10th wedding anniversary...All planned, money saved....then found out I was 4 months pregnant....grrrrrrrr ! xx

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  35. john sherwood23 February 2011 at 11:50

    Hi Bev x......Watching footie so just a brief entrance before i depart.!!!

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  36. john sherwood23 February 2011 at 11:57

    Hey Elise you nipped in before me......Vegas..... went 12 years ago & was awsome..Stayed 2 nights as was on a tour....Must go again,& the Hotel we stayed at 'The Stardust', is no longer there...See it blown up (by choice) some time ago on tv..xx

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  37. Elise Cotter23 February 2011 at 12:02

    We still argue about it...he reckons he has taken me to Vegas...I still maintain that GOOGLE EARTH really is not the same thing ! You gotta be quick when I am around John PMSL !! xx

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