Wednesday, 9 February 2011

Happy Birthday Hubby!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

DEAR HUBBY

FROM US ALL

(and with the highest esteem and admiration)

Sir James? We salute you!

 

You truly deserve this medal for single handedly tackling such a dangerous, deadly, demented DUCK

 

HAVE A GREAT DAY!

 

8 comments:

  1. Morning all,,George you had me worried when I saw your post above "Happy Birthday dear hubby??"thought there was something you wern't telling us!! LMAO

    James have a GREAT day and night,,and a VERY............



    A Lil' bird told me you are a "Bum"man but Photobucket police won't let me post a doozy!!!LOL

    Have fun today.........



    Cheers

    Phil

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  2. Happy Birthday James.



    Here is a very profound message for you on your birthday.



    Was meeting Elise one of those moments?

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  3. He may just "Duck"that question Mike! LOL

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  4. Bill in Thailand has sent us the cautionary tale of a guy called Eddie, in Texas, who had the misfortune to marry a cute lil' 'Southern Belle' duck (Not that we want to worry James on his birthday).


    Eddie got home late one night and: Barbie, his wife says, Where the hell have you been?

    Eddie replies: I was out getting a tattoo!

    A tattoo?' she frowned. What kind of tattoo did you get?

    I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates, he said proudly.

    What the hell were you thinking? She said, shaking her head in disgust. Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?


    Eddie proud of his new Tattoo says:

    One, I like to watch my money grow.

    Two, once in a while I like to play with my money
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    Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

    And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.

    Eddie is in the Hospital, room 233.

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  5. ........Dangerous.....Deadly....Demented....Duck.... Cheers Guys !!!! I'll have you know that I am as lovable as Phil's Pussy...... ! Mike, nice one , although when we first met, James was, well, errrrr, emmmm, after a few pints, and was very rude to me......[to put it politely]...never thought I would end up marrying the fecker !

    John, thanking you muchley ! That really appeals to James' very warped sense of humour....he would be an excellent Bollockeer, except this is my playground, not his ! xx

    Evening All. Thanks for the birthday greetings for my hubby, he was well chuffed and said 'Thank the Guys very much for me', so, am thanking the Guys very much for him !! Rotten wet and windy [evening George !] day here. Work finished, watch out for fireworks tomorrow, when I get to clash with the powers that be..........there can be only one winner.......watch this space....XXXXXX

    Thank you all so much, you are all THE BEST to me. Lots of love and these XXXXXXXXX to you all ! xxxx :-)

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  6. Happy birthday. Hope you are being spoilt rotten. Waited on hand and foot! x

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  7. Hey Bev...less of the 'Waiting on hand and foot'.... !! He's my Toy-Boy and should be waiting on his 'Auld Wifey' !!! xx

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