Saturday, 26 February 2011

Fishy Saturday?

Good Morning/Evening fellow weekenders,,,

Not a bad start to the day,,no rain, mild and no mention of redocarating(she's having a lie in!) 

Could have been out on the briny right now sea fishing with Steven the SIL but 530am start just didn't appeal to me for some reason?

Lazy day planned but all could change when her Ladyship arises?

Have a chilled day whatever you're up to,

Never sailed on this one??....

 

Cheers

A 10 Year Old's Love Story ...................................

Little Philip and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love.

One day they decide that they want to get married, so Philip goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.

Philip bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."

Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Philip, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Philip replies, "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."

Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."

Again, Philip instantly replies, "Our allowance, Jenny makes five bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month and that should do us just fine."

Mr. Smith is impressed Philip has put so much thought into this. 'Well Philip, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you should have little children of your own?"

Philip just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've been lucky so far."

Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is adorable!.

 

21 comments:

  1. Morning Big Guy. Like herself, I was 'allowed' a lie in this morning :-) Off to restock the shelves here [Old Mother Hubbard would be horrified !] AND drop the kids at MIL for as long as I possibly can. That's a great deal for me today !! That ship looks a bit dodgy there Capn !! Bright, sunny morning, but INCREDIBLY cold wind here [morning George !!] Have a good one people....double, full fat, extra brown sugar Latte's beckon enticingly !! XX

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  2. Love the joke Phil, here is another "love" story.
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    Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

    When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.

    One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
    Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her,
    "But in just a few years my father will die and I will inherit £200 million".

    Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

    Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

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  3. Love the joke Phil, here is another "love" story.
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    Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

    When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.

    One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
    Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her,
    "But in just a few years my father will die and I will inherit £200 million".

    Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

    Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

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  4. Good AFTERNOON you good people (and Phil).

    I loved the jokes, but it has taken me till 3pm to be allowed to see them.
    I'd tried from 10am till now to access this site.

    FECKING MULTIPLY!!!!...and I hear Dogging John is locked out too, lol.

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  5. they must like Ducks George, as I have no problems !! :-)

    Shopping done, and James collecting kids...well...it is his Mother [thank god, not mine]

    Had to take in a visit to my favorite Computer shop [who doesn't?!] and I see they have a new sign up.......Told Mark [yes, I am on first name terms with the Guys down there] if anyone had been insulted by it. "No" he said, "just got stroppy when we didn't carry out the threat" !!!!!! Enjoy, hope it brings a smile to your saturday too ! :-) XX

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  6. Hi Peeps back from Da Boro in one piece,,Elise all probs with multiply sorted by the time you got round to posting... LOL xx

    I contacted Multiply when I couldn't get in and they apologised and said they were "Cleaning??"LMAO

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  7. must be the cleanest site on the net then xx

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  8. LOL,,Hey looks like you are gonna get a new goverment Huh? xx

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  9. You don't sound a happy duckie today Sweetie? xx

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  10. my heart is overflowing with love and joy.....is that better Big guy ?? xx

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  11. Yeah right!!! LMAO (((((((((((((Elise))))))))))))) xx

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  12. Has been for a while,,,I'm getting rid of a bottle Grants first then onto the good stuff! :)) xx

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  13. A quick post as I am acting a chief nurse tonight. The two older men in my life are not so good. Dad struggling with radiotherapy and Ian very anxious about his first post op PSA on Friday.
    I think its soon wine o'clock lets hope the red is not as rough.
    Dear son is at a party

    lol xxx

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  14. Hi bev, poor you. Tell Ian not to worry, please. Hugz to you all. xx

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  15. Awww Bev, a big man hug for your Dad,,and tell Ian whatever the PSA result is,, (Over 10 years of treatment mine has been up and down like a whores drawers on pay day LOL!) it can be worked on if it's gone in the wrong direction!,,,(I'm sure it won't have)..........

    Give Ian a Bev hug and tell him to stop being "Anxiious"sounds too much like an agony aunt respondent!

    Had a cheeky Chilean red with our nosh,,,hit the spot! xxx

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  16. Bev tell Ian from me it will be just fine...but just one small point
    BIO on PCC.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
    Sorry about your dad though with his R.T treatment, .hugs x
    Elise...Had a great day out at a Nature Reserve at Rye Harbour today & saw plenty of the feathered ones .
    Dog got thoroughly shittied up scampering about in the mud...
    M.I.L came along with us too......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
    Now looking at Glenny with adoring eyes.. ...cheers all.!! x

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