

Sorry Elise and Bev who intended to bring some "Decorum to the Forum"im mine and George's absence
Enjoy your day,,
Cheers
A man was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman. That evening, the man brought her to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get those feelings again. He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman and told her he hadn't had sex for months. She batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him.
He said, 'Take the dog for a walk.'
Morning Big Guy ! Glad to hear that you are clean again PMSL ! Did you have to resort to your 'Time Lord' routine? You need better protection dude....
ReplyDeleteYes, decorum, Bev will realise in time that it just DON'T exist on this site..... !
Cold and windy here too [Morning George !] BUT [and its a small one in my case] I am not at work, so can really wind you all up today ! Ha ! have a good one !
Quack[ers]
xx
PS - Again, bigger than I thought.......
Morning Elise,,No I didn't have to "Go back in time"LOL,,,I ran a final scan with Antispyware2010 in the early hours, then closed down and so far so good this morning all seems ok....
ReplyDeleteLove your last remark above I bet you say that to all of the boys!! PMSL,
I'll be coming out to play too,
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Cya in the Playground! xxx
Naw...only for you Big Guy ! PMSL !
ReplyDeleteLOL,,Looks like it's just thee and me!! xx
ReplyDeleteWhat you wanna do then ??!!
ReplyDeleteNice day for a bike ride....
ReplyDeleteYou showing off again Big Guy !!??
ReplyDelete5,000 men surveyed were asked:
ReplyDeleteWhy they like getting oral sex?
1% liked the warmth
2% liked the sensation.
3% liked the eroticism.
94% just liked the peace and quiet.
PMSL !!
ReplyDeleteJust nipping off to do my morning workout!!!
ReplyDelete....Again, I refer to my previous post......your workouts involve right arm action with large glass balvenie attached. Lift to mouth, drink, lower arm, repeat action at frequent intervals !
ReplyDeleteI wondered where you were going with "The right arm action" Elise??(Had I left my webcam on)??? LMAO
ReplyDeleteSome "Left hand action" for Phil!
So this is decorum?
ReplyDeleteMornin'All : )~
Hi Phil? are you going to sit here and take that from Elise? ..."your workouts involve right arm action"???? Is she calling you a 'banker'?
She's right of course. In that photo you've done the high energy workout, and are in the 'warming down' process.
We know you love your games of pocket billiards!
Still busy busy busy here, but hope to get some 'me time' by Saturday.
BE GOOD Y'ALL. (NOT!)
Oh you are good ! Very good Big Guy ! I bet you WERE wondering about the right hand action ! PMSL ! See, we are not all the same mind set as you Big Guy ! ROFLMAO !
ReplyDeleteHiya George ! Be Good ??????? Pot and kettle spring to mind ! have a terrible story about pocket billiards, remind me to tell ya one of these days xx
Looks like George slipped in for a quick"Lurk"and slipped out again....I'm sure he'll be looking forward to his "Me time"on Saturday be it left or right handed!!! PMSL
ReplyDeleteWell he asked for that one! LOL
He always does Big Guy ! frequently I believe ! PMSL ! xx
ReplyDeleteHi Bevie,,Thanks for that timely reminder with Valentine's day coming up! LOL xx
ReplyDeleteI always get Ians valentines card and present on the 15th, why - everything is half price!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDon't forget his "Red Bush!!" LOL xx
ReplyDeletehow could i forget the red bush that Ian loves so much.
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....I think DECORUM is a banned word on this site ! PMSL ! XX
ReplyDeleteSo Bev,can i take it yer careful with the pennies.!!! X...Hi Elise.....& another word is taste!.any more..?!? x
ReplyDeleteHi John....taste ? You on about decorum now as well? May as well forget in on here dude ! xx
ReplyDeleteOh dear its 5pm and I still haven't recovered from lunch. Its my day off and it was a ladies that lunch day only I think it should be named ladies that drink!! Never again!!!! Please speak quietly!!! x
ReplyDeleteBevie having an afternoon Bevvy or three,,I am soooo jealous! LOL
ReplyDeleteLong as you girls had fun!! xx
Quiet tonight......
ReplyDeletenite, nite. off to bedzzzzz.
ReplyDeleteJust popped in for a lurk!,,I see Bev's away sleeping off her "Lunch!"LMAO
ReplyDeleteCatch ya later!!
Cheers