Wotcha Guys and Gals,
,survived my time with the natives "Darn Sarf"and am back safely up North where men are men and sheep are always nervous!(Hi George
)
Hot and sunny all the time away and my Green lattice posing pouch went down well at the "Mr Brighton Marina" contest,thanks to George's excellent crochet work and the painstaking sequin work he did on the thong!
(I got a highly commended for my interpretation of the "Nutcracker suite")
There was also a Gay Martial arts "Poseur"catagory and got a pic of last years winner,,,he looks kinda familiar??.....
Off for a catch up to see what you've all been up to and why my ears have been burning?
LOL
Please excuse my Southern lisp I seem to have picked up which I am sure will be grown out of!
Hossy for me today to see my head Onco and to find out what his crystal ball has in store.
Have a Great Tuesday!
Cheers
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He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, YOU
need to know that I AM the MAN of this house.
And my word is law!
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished
eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert afterward.
Then, after dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, and we
will have the sex that I want.
After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You
will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then
you will massage my feet and hands.
Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The fu**ing funeral director would be my guess."
Well hello sailor!
ReplyDeleteI was going to post a warm welcome home greeting, but after seeing that scandalous photo of me you've dug up (literally...I was sure I buried my old pics)....
I'm suggesting that you go out tonight, get the hottest curry you can, and may your arse be on fire all day Wednesday!
GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR ONCOLOGY APPOINTMENT PHIL
Don't come back here unless you have GOOD news! : )~
(Because in your absence I have promoted Elise, and she now deals with awkward buggers like you!) : )
Good move George,,I Look forward to Elise "Taking me in hand!!" LOL
ReplyDeleteYou two are unbelievable......as I previously said....God alone is the only one to help me if I ever meet up with you two ----------------------- ! [Answers on a postcard to......]
ReplyDeleteBTW George....Looking Fit.....! x
ReplyDeleteNOT funny!
ReplyDelete(What a cheeky young so-and-so!!!)
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Ain't ya proud though....? xx
ReplyDeleteElise LOL
ReplyDeleteAww Shucks....Thanks Phil ! xx
ReplyDeleteHey Elise George asked me to get him this T shirt in Brighton,,said you would explain it?,,I have lead a very sheltered life!
ReplyDeleteSo it would seem.......George said you would explain this.....
ReplyDelete....I thought you had been working out...looking good !
x
I can't take all the credit,,George is my stylist!,,,,here's something profound for you Elise.....
ReplyDeleteA real man is a woman's best friend,
He will never stand her up and never let her down.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure
and comfort her after a bad day.
He will inspire her to do things she never
thought she could do; to live without fear
and forget regret.
He will enable her to express her deepest emotions
and give in to her most intimate desires.
He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable
her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.
.
No, wait... sorry... I'm thinking of wine.
Never mind.
Phew Phil, for a minute there I thought you had a serious side !!....I prefer Whisky BTW .... X
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