Windy Hump?

Good Morning/Evening Hump day Peeps,windy start to the day here(No curry night is tomorrow George!)

Time to venture into my "Firewater shed"and move out my stock that is ready for consumption....always a risky busy as there is always an odd rogue bottle that resents the intrusion and is likely to self combust!

Last time I had three bottles explode and a concerned neighbour fearing a terrorist attack called a SWAT team!,,I finally convinced the officers that I wasn't manufacturing bombs but a rather potent libation,,,,,,with a look of some trepidation they took half a dozen bottles to "test"themselves.

Hope your day goes with a Bang too!

Cheers

A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope.
The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill."
The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" asks the clerk.
"I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house." the man replies.
The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's dick off."
The man takes another look through the scope and says, "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!"