Wednesday, 21 July 2010

Wednesday Bang !

Good Morning/Evening fellow Humpsters,,,Lotsa bangs in the night round ere,with lightning and torrential rain,,,40,000 homes were without power for three hours(including ours)when the lightning knocked out a sub station.

George is off on his travels for the day but I reckon he'll be dodging heavy showers most of the time.

Hope your Hump day goes with a Bang(or not ! )

Cheers

Growing old................................

Tere is this guy who really takes care of his body; he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day.

One morning, he looks into the mirror and admires his body. He notices that he is really sun tanned all over except his penis and he decides to do something about it.

He goes to the beach, completely undresses and buries himself in the dand except for the one part sticking out.

Two little old ladies are strolling along the beach and one looks down and says, "There really is no justice in this world."

The other little old lady says, "What do you mean?"

The first little old lady says, "Look at that."

"When I was 10 years old, I was afraid of it."

"When I was 20 years old, I was curious about it."

"When I was 30 years old, I enjoyed it."

"When I was 40 years old, I asked for it."

"When I was 50 years old, I paid for it."

"When I was 60 years old, I prayed for it."

"When I was 70 years old, I forgot about it."

"And now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild!!"

15 comments:

  1. What Rain ????????????
    The Sun shines bright in Lincolnshire....... You should come back!!!!

    Alex (adopted Yellow Belly!)

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  2. Don't think I'm allowed Alex! LOL

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  3. What Rain here too????????????????
    Sunny and very warm in Birmingham.

    Who needs the beach when we have the delights of Birmingham's Canal System?

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  4. OK OK so it looks like the North East drew the short straw today, Hope it stays fine for George's sheep dog trials,it's amazing what he can do with a whistle and a cleft stick !!

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  5. Evening All......Rotten here...I'm with you Phil !! My weekend starts tomorrow @ 4pm....!!!!!!!!

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  6. See ya at I minute past 4pm tomorrow Sweetie LOL xx

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  7. Okay, Okay, I know he's a Chicken and not a Duck...but its the best I could do ! Its a date Big Guy ! x

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  8. PS - Anyone heard from George Lately....? He's unusually quiet today !? x

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  9. Nice moves Chick! xx

    George has been on one of his "Away days",,Sheep spotting?,,I had a morning "notelet" from him before he departed for the day.

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  10. Thought I'd seen him around the place....Sheep farmer up the hill has barackaded the road ! xx

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  11. Yeah Elise most sheep farmers have an "Identikit pic"of George as a warning but he has been using his "Cuprinol"tan and some Aborigine disguise along with a motor bike instead of his car to get around this....



    Please forward this latest pic of him to the local farmers taken of him eloping with his latest conquest!

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  12. Ewe better believe it Sweetie! LOL Nite xx

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  13. NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT FUNNY!

    Sheep days all behind me now...but I DID meet some very interesting squirrels in (HOT AND SUNNY) York yesterday afternoon! LOL

    In fact, I have a photo to post soon - of the 'squirrel from hell' - most definitely after my nuts. Arghhhhh!

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  14. Glad to hear those "Sheep Anonymous" meetings seem to be working George!

    and nice to hear also that someone/thing is still interested in your nuts!!LOL

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