Good mooning all.
With Phil away, I took my chance and had a day in Whitby yesterday.
(I never go when he's liable to be there - he always gets to the muff beds before I do)
Weather was perfect and the sea ideal for my favourite sport.
I hired a diving suit from the specialist muffin shop there, and spent a glorious afternoon on the sea bed.
On returning to the fish quay, I was amazed to find I was paid £10 per muff, and came home £500 richer!
Don't tell Phil any of this. He'd turn as green as his lattice posing pouch! LOL
PS. And unlike Phil, I NEVER return from Whitby with crabs!!!!
ReplyDeleteGeorge, your the MAN, the MUFFIN MAN!!!!
ReplyDeleteOur spiritual leader, we all bow down!
Hi Mike,
ReplyDeleteIt's funny that you should be the first to reply.
Did you notice the logo on the diving suit? That said Mike too.
But, this guy from Whitby, Mike Hunt.... had a very different career to you.
Although like yourself, he's now in the goods supply business, he was once a famous recording artiste.
He sold millions of albums worldwide with titles such as 'MIKE HUNT SINGS COUNTRY AND WESTERN' etc.
However, he lost his voice after too much time spent on his hobby (muff diving) and changed tack completely.
He was a brilliant whistler, and decided to try recording again. Once more he sold millions of albums.
The one which really revived his career was 'MIKE HUNT WHISTLES'. I believe that record was the start of a series of similar LPs and he issued Volumes 2, 3 and 4 before finally retiring to Whitby and opening a diving equipment shop.
I BET Y'ALL DIDN'T KNOW THAT!! ; )~
Don't know whether to believe ANY of that George ! Kinda cleaner blog today [?] without Phil.........Later Dudes x
ReplyDeleteI think you'll find there wasn't much very 'clean' about my tale of Mr Hunt! You just outta bed Elise? LMAO
ReplyDeleteEither that or my brain fried from work George ! Occasional blonde moments do happen !
ReplyDeleteAnyway, Phil usually posts filthy jokes.....delay in reply as link lost....love living here ! Yours is a STORY !!
ReplyDeleteGeorge, nice story of Mike Hunt, I believe every word!!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteElise, look up Mike Hunt in 'Wikipedia', I think that will explain everything!!!
Gag name
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A gag name is a false name used to elicit humor through its simultaneous resemblance to a real name on the one hand, and to a term or phrase that is funny, strange, or vulgar on the other hand. The source of the humor is the pun and double entendre; frequently, the humor arises when an unknowing victim is induced to use the name without realizing the joke. Urban legend holds that such a prank is often played on substitute teachers or others who must read a roll, for whom pranksters will switch the roll with one containing such names.
LMAO
Dontchya just love having an innocent like Elise on the site??? : )~
Thanks Guys.......Keep 'em coming.....Wikipedia I'm sure has a simpler explanation....?! Either that or I need a Lobotomy! Its the weekend Yeah ! So I don't care !
ReplyDeleteA bit of this.....
And a little bit of that.......and the weekend will have begun!!
Later Dudes !