Sunday wind!!!!

Good Morning/Evening Sunday Peeps,,Coo it ain't arf windy round my neck of the woods today(Purely coincidental that we had a Beef Bhuna last night!!)

Wow George is in for a treat today,,Formula one motor racing,Tour de France AND da World cup final!!he may take to his bed and count sheep(or"Stocktaking" as he likes to call it!LOL

Hope you don't have this troublesome wind round your area and you have a cracking Sunday!!

Cheers

A man goes to his doctor to pick up his medicine. when he gets there, his doctor tells him that he has to take these up the ar**e, because otherwise he'd vomit them up.

The doctor asks the man if he'd like the doctor to put it in today because it's his first time and after this his wife can do it, and the man agrees.

So he puts it in, and the man yells, "ow!" and then the doctor tells him it will sometimes hurt, and sends him on his way.

The next day, his wife puts it in for him, and as she puts it in, he screams at the top of his lungs.

She asks him what is wrong, because she put it in gently, and he tells her that when the doctor put it in, he had two hands on his shoulders.