Saturday sport....

Good Morning/Evening Saturday Peeps,bright and breezy to start the day here,but wet stuff forecast later,,,,indoor pursuits for me with George's favourite the British F1 Grand Prix quallifying

Knocking up a beef Bhuna later for tonights nosh,toilet rolls already on standby in the fridge.

Hope the rain holds off for y'all and you have a cracking Saturday!

Cheers

The Pickled Penis..........

There was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a gypsy and told her her problem.

The gypsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a penis in it, and said "All you have to do is open the jar and say 'Pickle penis my vigina' and it will start having sex with you".

So later she tries out the pickle penis and it works great. That is until her husband walks in and he shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" and the woman says "It's a pickled penis"

Unfortunately her husband replied "PICKLE PENIS MY ASS"