Friday, 16 July 2010

Plenty wind round ere!

Good Morning /Evening Fridaaaaaaaaaaaay Peeps,Coo we gotta lotta wind round ere today(Morning George)and looks like rain.

Looks like indoor pursuits for Phil anyway as I capitulated far too eaily last night after a few glasses of firewater and agreeed to redecorate our bedroom.............Although I didn't actually say when!!!! LOL

Enjoy your Friday and have a cracking weekend!(Wind permitting)

Cheers

Thanks to Mavis for sending me this one and,any similarity to Asbo Mick is purely coincidental I'm sure!

Three Old Men Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions.
The 70 year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee."
The 80 year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement."
The 90 year old man says, "At seven I pee like a horse, and at eight I crap like a cow."
So what's your problem?" ask the others.
"I don't wake up until nine!"

 

 

10 comments:

  1. I'm so happy to get this here
    How ???? F**K knows
    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    asbo mick

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  2. Looks like you've been got by the Photobucket police Mick LOL,,,NOOOOO Pic showing :(

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  3. Another windy day here Phil....Summer definitely gone I reckon. She broke ya quick Big Guy ! Enjoy ! x

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  4. I know I'm soooooo easy!!! LOL

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  5. You lot just have a summer breeze....(You big softies!)

    Now here, right on the North Sea coast it is REALLY WINDY..

    Can you beat this?

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  6. I'm so happy I got one of these
    you youngsters have to wait another 5 years
    hAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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  7. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Mick, you have fallen foul of the PhotoBucket 'Police' lol

    Never mind, you're in good company.
    Phil and Mike have been censored hundreds of times, while I've been nicked just once or twice (yeah...right!) : )~

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  8. [IMG]http://i736.photobucket.com/albums/xx8/taxpayingoap/CATS/90661.jpg[/IMG]

    Yes G I'm SlOOOOOOOOOOly getting there
    I'm of for 5 Days break tomorrow
    Trying to stop the divorce HAHA
    I hope I don't forget this way of posting.
    Goerge you know I only do clean stuff, sometimes funny but always clean ??????
    Yer right again
    5 daaaaaaaaays is a lon..................Er !!!!!!!! sod it SUBMIT

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  9. I'm doing something tomorrow
    What the hell was it

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