Monday, 26 July 2010

Monday warm..

Good Morning/Evening Monday Peeps, after a "Hot"night we have a warm morning here to start the week.,,

Painting went without a hitch yesterday although I had a little "Stiffness"this morning(Shaddup George ! LOL),,

Enjoyyour Monday and have a great week!

Cheers

A blonde girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies. A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue "Y" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.

A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green "M" on her chest. "Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor.

"No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you ask?"

 

 

18 comments:

  1. Perhaps my friend could have given you a hand (Hand get it) Phil

    ReplyDelete
  2. Thanks Mick,,I'm always grateful for a "Hand!" LOL

    ReplyDelete
  3. Hi Phil,

    So the painting is finished (thanks for sending me your photo)!
    You still have a little stiffness! Is this what the artist is working on now?

    ReplyDelete
  4. Hey Mike that is far too much like me!!,,George will be green with envy! LOL

    ReplyDelete
  5. Hey.......that IS Phil!!!!!
    Where did you find that one Mike? LMAO

    Folks, what a terrible start to my day....I went for a PSA test, and that fabulously sexy oriental nurse wasn't there.
    Guess who 'Did' me?



    FFS!!!!!

    I need a lie down now!

    ReplyDelete
  6. Mick, do you think that nurse has an 'Adams apple'?
    OMG!

    ReplyDelete
  7. Coulda bin worse George!!!..................

    ReplyDelete
  8. Afternoon Lads....you all need a proper Nurse...! LMAO ! Hope all goes okay George x

    ReplyDelete
  9. Okay...I know I have the occasional 'Blonde' moment...But were we not 69 members yesterday, and now we are 70...? Have I missed a welcome blog somewhere Guys..? C'mon, don't mess with me, its far too easy to get me confused ! x

    ReplyDelete
  10. Elise? Denzil (PAUL) from the PCC has joined us...at last! WTG PAUL. Look out for the crazy welcome posts : )

    ReplyDelete
  11. Okay okay George ! It was late, and my tired little brain couldn't figure it out ! Thought I was in the middle of a conspiracy theory !!! x

    ReplyDelete
  12. You are, Elise.

    It seems Paul is ex-CIA and Asbo Mick is ex-KGB.
    Paul lives quietly in Tadcaster (he likes the beer) while Mick lives (NOT quietly) on the 23rd floor of Nelson Mandela House, Peckham, London.

    ReplyDelete
  13. Well thats okay then.....Does Asbo have a yellow Robin Reliant BTW !?

    ReplyDelete