Monday already?

Good Morning/Evening Monday Peeps,Lotsa black clouds up ere'look set to drop a load of wet stuff on my thirsty grass.

Hope you had a good weekend(they seem to be going by quicker!) and are set for a fair old week,,

Paint shopping for me (Oh joy)after I gave in and said I would redecorate our bedroom(Although I still havn't said when!)

Happy Monday

Cheers

Australian speaking clock........................

Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown apartment to a couple of friends late one night, a drunk guy led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall...

 

'What's that big brass gong for?' one of the friends asked.

'Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking Australian clock' he drunkenly replied.

'A talking Australian clock - seriously?'

'Yup.' 'Hmmm (hic).'

'How's it work?' the second friend asked, squinting at it.

'Just watch' he said. He picked up a hammer, gave the gong an 'ear-shattering bash' and stepped back.

His three mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded silence.

Suddenly, an Australian voice from the other side of the wall screamed, 'For f**k's sake, you stupid a**hole. It's ten past three in the f**king morning!!!'