Grey Monday

Good Morning/Evening Monday Peeps,a grey start to the week here up North.

Late start after a late night guzzling my new batch of firewater,I have decided to market it as a combined laxative and sleeping draft!

Hoping for a quiet day but Hilary is still off work till Wednesday so I daresay I will be seeing the inside of a shop at some point today!

Enjoy your Monday best ya can!

Cheers

What's for breakfast?

A young boy comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he has done  his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little ticked off so when he feeds the chickens, he kicks a chicken. When he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow When he feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, and why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "You gonna tell him or should I?"