Friday, 30 July 2010

Friday fallout...........

Good Morning/Evening Ffffriday Bollockeers,,"Claggy"start to the day up ere!

Thought the Icelandic volcano was misbehaving again as I had a covering of ash on my motor this morning,,,,turns out THE Prat down the road was having an early morning bonfire!I'll be giving him my car wash receipt for recompense later!

Enjoy your Friday and have a cracking weekend!

Cheers

Thanks Pauline for sending me this oldie but goodie which now has new relevance since the lovely Elise joined our motley crew!

A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says: 'Well, that's great....that's just great.... Some arsehole's got my pen!'

 

 

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16 comments:

  1. Elise Cotter30 July 2010 at 02:37

    Good one Phil...Although I haven't actually had this happen to me ! [Not yet anyway !] Very 'Claggy' here too.
    Later Dudes

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  5. George Hardy30 July 2010 at 05:41

    I just LOVE that oldie but goodie, Phil.

    You know, I can just imigine Elise doing that on a regular basis (despite her protestations to the contrary) LMAO

    I betchya her Irish bank has a great little sideline selling rectal thermometers (barely used).... : )~

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  6. Mike Brooks30 July 2010 at 05:46

    Hi Phil,
    Sorry to hear of your problem with the prat up the road.

    I hope your local car wash is like mine, I go every other day.
    She does everything for £10.00 + tip

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  7. Elise Cotter30 July 2010 at 05:57

    PS - George - My Irish Bank no longer deals in CASH - Now THAT'S Irish for you !!!!

    Mike - We have buff Polish lads here that do the car wash for the ladies....my car has NEVER been so clean !

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