Good Morning/Evening Fridaaay Peeps,
sun trying to break through and it's warm 
I wasn't disturbed by a demanding pussy at 5am like yesterday but I did have some strange dreams where I was being chased by George riding a sheep who in turn was being pursued by a giant hairless pussy
???
(I have an appointment this afternoon with a therapist!!
)LOL
Enjoy your Friday,and I hope you are set fair for a great weekend!
Cheers
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As he sat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow. A nearby waiter reached into his shirt pocket, pulled out a clean spoon and set it on the table. The diner was impressed. "Do all the waiters carry spoons in their pockets?"
The waiter replied, "Yes. Ever since we had that efficiency expert out; he determined that 17.8% of our diners knock the spoon off the table. By carrying clean spoons with us, we save trips to the kitchen."
The diner ate his meal. As he was paying the waiter, he commented, "Forgive the intrusion, but do you know that you have a string hanging from your fly?"
The waiter replied, "Yes, we all do. Seems that the same efficiency expert determined that we spend too much time washing our hands after using the men's room. So, the other end of that string is tied to my penis. When I need to go, I simply pull the string to pull out my penis, go, and return to work. Having never touched myself, there is no need to wash my hands. Saves a lot of time."
Wait a minute," said the diner, "how do you get your penis back in your pants?"
"Well, I don't know about the other guys, but I use the spoon."
George was RIDING a sheep!!!
ReplyDeleteI thought all that was behind him and he had changed his ways!
Alas no Mike, the call of the fleece is just way toooo strong!!LMAO
ReplyDeleteI think I'll go back to bed.
ReplyDeleteThe 'Call of the fleece' is the last straw.
Mike, I DID think all that was behind me......but certain people won't let me forget it! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I'm in a really baaaaad mood now. And how are ewes today good peeps?
dont we all do that ????
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BACK to the studio
What did you think Alan Hanson "ach aye The noo a poor game no defence just like England dismal" "Yes and you Alan shearer" " Well at the end of the day they are sick as a parrot and at the end of the day the best team won at the end of the day" " back to you Alan" "Ach Aye the noo England had no chance in this compertition" "YES YES and the next world cup" ALL SHOUT
..........................."BAN THOSE B****DY VUVULEZAS"
Regards
TAX......
Couldn't have put it better myself Mick.
ReplyDeleteThose bloody things ruined the whole damn event. I had to watch matches with the sound muted.
Hey? Are you going to join up with the rest of us hooligans at the 'do' on Leicester on Sept 11th?
If you are, please give me at least a month's advance notice....I'd have to warn Leicestershire Constabulary that we'd need extra cops at the venue. : )~
Thanks for the offer George If my ASBO runs out befor then I will give it some thought
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TAX