Thursday, 15 July 2010

40 days of rain?

Good Morning/Evening fellow Bollockeers,raining here already and as it's St Swithin's day(Not St Trinians George)! I guess we are stuck with it for 40 days Huh?

Ominous appearance of colour charts yesterday on the coffeee table,left where I would see them,,so far I have ignored them,,,""I must be strong!!" LOL

Enjoy your Thursday,

Cheers

My apologies for this tone lowering funny,,my normal wholesome and clean jokes will resume tomorrow,LOL..(Yeah right!!)

There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea.
When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on.
"What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host.
"A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"

 

 

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  1. Elise Cotter15 July 2010 at 01:21

    Funny Phil...However, struggling to read black on black...you being smart coz you taking a stand against the colour charts?! LOL!

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  2. Phil Thompson15 July 2010 at 01:32

    Trying!!! LOL xx

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  3. Phil Thompson15 July 2010 at 01:38

    You still got da sunshine Elise?

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  4. Elise Cotter15 July 2010 at 01:38

    Ah well...stay strong...Can't see ya winning though....no rain here btw but not exactly 'July Warm' either.....bloody weather ! x

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  5. Mick Glover15 July 2010 at 01:38

    I thought I'd gone colour blind Phil.
    That you Duck for telling me I'm not.
    TUT TUT Phil old age creeping NAY galloping up eh !!!
    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    Asbo

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  6. Mike Brooks15 July 2010 at 01:38

    Be strong Phil, be strong in these difficult times.

    Leave this chart around for Hilary to see.
    It may help to put her off for a little time!
    Worked for me!

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  7. Elise Cotter15 July 2010 at 01:40

    Thanks big guy. 2 days off woo hoo ! Get the house cleaned today [cousin helps] then its 'Play Time' ! have a photo for ya...will download later onto my site when I get 5...hang in there ! xx

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  8. Phil Thompson15 July 2010 at 01:42

    See ya at Playtime!!

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  9. Phil Thompson15 July 2010 at 01:43

    Thanks Mike but I know "Resistance is futile!" LOL

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  10. Phil Thompson15 July 2010 at 01:45

    Mick I can read it ok?,,I bet your Mother warned you this might happen to your eyesight!! LOL

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  11. Elise Cotter15 July 2010 at 01:46

    Cheeky....But...Very true Phil......! You like my site?!

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  12. Mick Glover15 July 2010 at 02:00

    Mavis said to me "You only ever want sex when you're drunk."
    I replies "That's not true. Sometimes I want a kebab."
    Divorce pending (again)

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  13. Phil Thompson15 July 2010 at 02:01

    Yeah, Looking good Elise, I often "Go forth"for a nosey round! LOL

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  14. Elise Cotter15 July 2010 at 02:04

    I know! Think you'll like the new photo. Just have to deal with screaming leprechauns, hungry animals, get myself dressed at some stage today, then play time. Anyone want to come over here and give me a hand? Food and board provided !!

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  15. Phil Thompson15 July 2010 at 02:10

    I'd love to pop over and give you a hand getting dressed Sweetie!!!

    Thanks for the invite!

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  16. Elise Cotter15 July 2010 at 02:10

    Anytime Big Guy ! Catch ya later Dudes ! x

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  17. George Hardy15 July 2010 at 05:17

    Late posting from me. I DON'T LIKE THURSDAYS!

    And it's all doom and gloom here I see. Mick has gone colour blind, Lil Duck is naked among fierce little creatures...with worse to come (a randy old sailor may be headed her way on a ferry to Ireland), Mike's brain is in a right v left conflict, and poor old Phil is lined up for PAINTING duties...AGAIN?????
    (I am NOT letting Lynn see this post!)

    Me? I'm gonna celebrate St.Trinians Day by going to Newcastle's Bigg Market tonight and rescuing fallen women.

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  18. Elise Cotter15 July 2010 at 05:34

    Hope that works out well for you George ! Bring me back a nice big STOTTIE would you? Been a few years since I last had the pleasure of that delicacy....

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  19. George Hardy15 July 2010 at 08:34

    Stottie Cake on way! LOL

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  20. Elise Cotter15 July 2010 at 08:55

    Cheers George, was just getting hungry ! x

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