Good Morning/Evening my pious Sunday Chums and Chumettes,
Coo we had some thunderstorm last night,Helluva bang(Shaddup George) round 10pm that rattled the ice in me G and T!!
Bright and sunny for "Sporting Sunday"Grand Prix,World cup and Wimbledon,
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Hilary's laryngitis still affecting her so another quiet day instore!
LOL
Have a cracking Sunday!
Cheers
Hey I found a clean one!!!!
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Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a
Biker Dude are all walking together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total',
says the Genie.
The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada '
POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land.'
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The Biker says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.'
The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.'
The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lites a cigar, smiles and says,
'Fill it with water.'
Good luck to all the Brit's this weekend
ReplyDeleteTo Lewis and Jenson in Spain
To Andy Murray at Wimbledon
And to England in South Africa
Just heard Fabio Capello has told the England players he will be watching them today against Germany and if they are not working hard he will 'pull them off' at half time.
WOW!! At my team West Brom, all they get at half time is an orange and cup of tea!
And here's me trying to keep the tone from being lowered Mike!!!LMAO
ReplyDelete(I'll let you explain that one to Elise!)
Hey, I experienced a big bang last night too. In fact, I had a lot more bangs than you, Phil.....and MINE lasted for well over an hour, neener neener! LMAO
ReplyDeleteHey Mike, what a great tone-lowerer! We should all do that every time Phil posts a clean joke. (NOT pull them off.....you plonker...just post a really naughty joke!),
By the way, If it's 1 - 1 at 90 mins, I'll be hiding behind the sofa : (
Okay Guys, just in from day 2 of 5 at work...stopped by Police...waved on as in uniform [Ha...some compensations!] and REALLY don't know what needs explaining......so EXPLAIN....!
ReplyDeleteHope Grand Prix went better than the footie ....!