Saturday sport...

Good Morning /Evening Saturday Peeps,weather still on the crappy side heer but indoor pursuits today with the Canadian Grand Prix and of course England v USA in the World cup.

Poor George hates both so will have to find an alternative form of emtertainment,,,hopefully he will pick up his crochet needles again as he made me a cracking bobble hat(although it ws pink)and I would really like the matching vest!,,he got a "Highly commended at the annual Jarrow whippet handlers and pigeon fanciers club last year with his Avant Garde rainbow bootees.

Enjoy your Saturday whatever you're up to.

Cheers

Little Johnny - Breakfast]

A grade three teacher is giving a lesson on nutrition, and she decides to ask her students what they had for breakfast.

To add a spelling component, she asks the students to also spell their answers.

Susan puts up her hand and says she had an egg,

'E-G-G'.

'Very good', says the teacher.

Peter says he had toast 'T-O-A-S-T'.

'Excellent.'

Johnny has his hand up and the teacher reluctantly calls on him.

'I had bugger all', he says, 'B U G G E R A L L .

The teacher is mortified and scolds Johnny for his rude answer.

Later when the lesson turns to geography, she asks the students some rudimentary questions.

Susan correctly identifies the Capital of Canada. Peter is able to tell her which ocean is off Canada 's east coast.

When it's Johnny's turn, the teacher remembers his rude answer from the nutrition lesson, and decides to give him a very difficult question.

Johnny, she asks, 'Where is the Pakistani border?'

Johnny ponders the question and finally says, 'The Pakistani boarder is in bed shagging my mother.

That's why I got BUGGER ALL for breakfast'.