Good Morning/Evening Friday Peeps,late posting as I was still tweaking my puter,(Well they can't arrest ya for it!)after de Trojaning,
Not a bad start to the day, warm and cloudy but hey it's Fridaaaaaaaaay so who cares,,off to restock the firewater war chest for a weekend of sport including the Grand Prix from Valencia(Sorry George)
Enjoy your Friday and I hope you are all set fair for a cracking weekend
Cheers
No knickers
Police officers George and Mary, had been assigned to walk the beat. They had only been out a short while when Mary said, "Damn, I was running late this morning after my workout. Got showered but forgot to put my knickers on! We have to go back to the station to get them."
George replied, "We don't have to go back, just call the K-9 unit, his dog Rover needs only one sniff and he will go fetch them for you."
It was a hot day and Mary didn't feel like heading back to the station. The K-9 unit arrives, so she lifts her skirt and Rover's nose shoots between her legs, sniffing and snorting. After 10 seconds his ears pick up, he tests the wind and he is off in a flash towards the nick.
Five minutes go by and no sign of Rover. Ten minutes pass and the dog is nowhere to be seen. Fifteen minutes pass and they are starting to worry.
Twenty minutes pass and they hear sirens in the distance. The sirens get louder and louder. Suddenly, followed by a dozen police cars, Rover rounds the corner with the Station Sergeant's balls in his mouth.
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat a painful start to the day! Just one question though. Why do most of Phil's jokes have a character called George in them?
Hey, I finally found some old photos which shed some light on why I was deported from Scotland.
You'll notice that I even had Military Security at each side of me in the second one. I needed it!!
1976 - with minders!
Mmmmm....George......Looks like you have hung out with these Guys too....Remember them?!
ReplyDeleteGeorge you should have been banished for that Bay City Rollers look,let alone the hairdo!! LMAO
ReplyDeleteGreat minds Elise you just pipped me! LOL Morning Duck xx
ReplyDeleteBAY CITY ROLLERS? MY ARSE! LMAO
ReplyDeleteClick this for the best Scottish anthem of all time:
AND TURN UP THE VOLUME!! lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SguYlpm3ffQ&feature=PlayList&p=475C0284C7B8B1E3&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=11
George...Excellent taste !
ReplyDeleteBut of course Elise! LMAO
ReplyDeleteI'd forgotten that! must have been 20+ years since I last heard it....kids loved it! x
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