Hey folks, We have ANOTHER new member, and this one may turn out to be the 'barmiest of us all' (sorry for my Geordie twang...Elise can translate)
.LET'S HAVE A HUGE WARM
WELCOME
for
MICK
(taxpayingoap on the PCC site)
Come in, sit down, take a browse around,
RELAX
&
ENJOY!
WELCOME
for
MICK
(taxpayingoap on the PCC site)
Come in, sit down, take a browse around,
RELAX
&
ENJOY!
Hey there Mick !
ReplyDeleteWelcome to George & Phills alternate reality! Sit down, relax and have a beer....just be quick...problem with Squirrels on this site ! LMAO !
Cheers ! Elise x
yo mick is in the house
ReplyDeletehow many bollockeers is that
Technically....not me.....except in name....or by association my friend ! x
ReplyDeleteThe Duck is 100% a 'Bollockeer' : )~
ReplyDeleteONLY THE DUCK WOULD DARE TRY THAT ON MY CAT!
WTF is this site for real?
ReplyDeleteWho am I ? I'm a 73 year old survivor of Adolf in London blitz (NAZI Bastards) EOKA in Cyprus (NASTY Bastards) Walthamstow pie & mash shop (TASTY Bastards---3 pies,mash and liqueur on one plate luv) and finally PCa. So this is what Hell looks like. Shit I thought the Oxford shire country side was a hell hole, full of cows, sheep, shit, trees, chinless wonders, more shit, blokes with knitted jumpers & sandal's, women with tweed & moustache's, even more shit, kids with attitude and ASBO's.
If there is anybody out there (oweee, oweee spooky music ) then Under my latest photo ( Me after 13 years of Labour -- picked clean) it also states that I'm from the USA. now I'm not here to upset the USA but I'm from the UK . born in Bromley by Bow (London) That make me a true Cockney and Cockney's swear. I know its wrong But (there's always a frigging But) but is is obligatory for us to swear nay It is Compulsory. It is in the blood.
So there you av it. I'm going to av a wonder round before I get banned from another site ( the Telegraph no less shut me down. (F**k knows why)
Got to go now the toe nail lady is coming.
If this is an American site then all that thought provoking shit I have written will not understand WTF is a toe nail lady
Regards
Mick.
PS where's the bleeding Smiley's. You can write what shit you like as long as you add a Smiley on the end.. Here go's nothing submit or shit.!!
PMSL now!
ReplyDeleteMick there is absolutely NO DANGER of you being banned from this site, lol.
WTF made you think it might be of USA origin?
Geeeeez, you ole fart,. this place was dreamt up (in a crazed nightmare) in Geordieland. Howay Man, come off it!
Wai Aye Pet ! No moderators, no banning, no nothing ! Enjoy this unique bolt hole Mick !
ReplyDeleteErmmm, just a thought...
ReplyDeleteElise? Do have have podiatry on your list of nursing accomplishments?
Next msg from our 'ASBO OAP' will be "WTF is friggin podiatry?" LMAO
He be one lucky so and so to find one on a Saturday ! World Cup Weekend to boot....do me a favour ! Bit far for him to come though wouldn't you think ?
ReplyDeleteI'll give you some SMILIES instead Mick !
Will that help your cravings for a while my friend?
Later x
PS George, am liking the ASBO OAP handle.....
Sorry I just did.
ReplyDeleteI've just scrolled down (technical term) and so far all I've seen is ar mention a duck, squirrel, a cat and WTF where did those frigging minkey's come from.
It must be some sort of site for Vets. Hallo George 1 has just arrived .
Look George read my lips when I was stumbling around joining I saw a picture of me and underneath it say's USA. .
The USA I could suffer but (another frigging but) now you say its A GEORDIE Fucking (there now I've said it) site.I was right a Cockney in HELL.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
I'm 73 for fuck sake ---give me a bleeding break here. UM!! I think the Telegraph had a point.
Next msg from our 'ASBO OAP' will be "WTF is friggin podiatry?" LMAO
Just copied this from your massage above George. Now we all know that a foot lady dispenses podiatry. But I was not sure if they did that op norf.
What with the web feet and that.<---A big Smiling Smiley. OK smart arse Duck 42 enough with the Smileys already (Jewish Proverb)
Do you know something peasants I think I'm going to enjoy being on this Shit site.
In fact I'm going to make it my home page as I'm bored with Stalkers & poison pen letters weekly.
Regards
Mick
PS I'm going to check on my profile now see if it really said USA
Here go's again submit (CtrI+Enter) or shit !!
Hey Mick
ReplyDeleteI'm also known as Jadziadax on other sites, or, Elise to my friends !
Later Dude !
Elise x
taxpayingoap
ReplyDeletetaxpayingoap
Mick Glover
USA ( copy of my profite ( another tecnical term)
Look what I've found Bleeding USA USA USA I told you I'm from the UK U Hallo Jadziadax I remember you on the other site. You where nice to me then Was it you how told the bloke from op norf to contact me.
So far its OK not Brill just OK.
Time for lunch
Regards
Mick.
Hey Mick
ReplyDeleteRoom for improvement then !? LUNCH !!!!!! NOW !!!!! I think you need my professional help !
Yep, this is my cut loose and unwind site ... no serious chat, no advice, just fun !
Elise
Sorry to dash of and not do spell check on my last profound and highly interesting message but I had better tell everyone now that when er in doors says Lunch.
ReplyDeleteIts dash in bathroom wash hands ,fart, dash in dining room (yes A dining room where posh people SIT and eat there meals) Sit down, Bib On and suck my soup through a straw AND for afters (pudding) I get a Rusk. Yes she takes no prisoners
Sorry Elise (may I call you Elise as I've got a feeling Don't get many of them lately) I may desperately need a friend ) Elise when you say Professional do you mean Prof (nar thought not)
Seriously( yes I do serious) I'm sorry to complain after all your conniving to get me on the site from Hull ( no spelling mistake ) I fell I do need Smiley's Where are they and how much are you going to sting me for (Sorry are you from op norf as well)
I'm really going now to stumble and occasionally dribble around this site
Regards
Mick
Hi Mick and a BIG welcome from me too,
ReplyDeleteDid I get it right that you are an American/Cockney running a pie and mash shop in Hull,fixated with Smileys?,,No matter Matey after many years of having my brain adled by George your idiosyncrasies will be most welcome!!
Cheers
Hi Mick
ReplyDeleteIf you click on the 'HOME' page of this site, George the Geordie has written an excellent piece in TAGGED CONTENT, just scroll down the home page to that, then click on 'How to Post and Reply to messages' he has it all there. Happy posting !
Sorry to say it, but am a Professional. I'll let you fill in the blank spaces ! LOL ! Now I'm setting myself up for a barrage of abuse ! Ha Ha!
Later Dude!
Elise
OH SHIT,
ReplyDeletePhil? I hold you entirely responsible for Mick The Grump ending up on this once peaceful site.
Cockney? My arse!
He's a Yorkie......and who was in Yorkshire? ... crab hunting?,...... t' other day??
YOU! .....
I've just read this paper, and apparently a totally looney old Yorkshireman was seeking a new home....and you certainly brought us home an old crab!
You actually WERE CRAB HUNTING ???!!! Phil, whats that about ?!
ReplyDeleteLOL,,,The Grumpy old men "Mick and George" sorta ha s a ring to it!!! LMAO
ReplyDeleteElise,,As an ex Navy man I just can't help it,,I go to Whitby and come back with crabs! what can I say!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteI have proven remedies for that Phil !
ReplyDeleteGotta go and do something with my 2 Leprechauns....
Later Captain !
Elise x
Well that Whitby for you My advice is go down south. Up norf is no place for a sailor boy. <----A frigging Smiley here. But being EX navy Man you have got to learn. You go to Whitby to catch and eat crabs not catch and scratch crabs.
ReplyDeleteI gotta tache Mick so going "Down south"may end up with the same results!,LOL,Anyway "Catch and scratch might be worth it to have nurse Elise apply her unction!
ReplyDeleteForget nurse Elise. You have more important things to do.
ReplyDeletePhil Is it a big secret or can anyone (Sane that is) get that Smiley.
OMG I'm begging here HOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW the F**K can I get it
Okay boys....time for me to exert some control here....George....tell 'em I'm serious !
ReplyDeleteFucking Hell .
ReplyDeletenow your talking. Who needs Smiley's when ..... Jeeeze Muvver look what daddies got.
Regards. Asbo mick
Don't mess with a Professional Mick....I know where it hurts !
ReplyDeleteOK Duck I know when I'm beaten (A bit arder luv)
ReplyDeleteRegards
Asbo Mick
Hey Mick ! You gotta Smilie ! Cool! Now we can play !
ReplyDeleteLOOk a smiley My own frigging smiley.
ReplyDeleteOnly 5 hours to Locate, copy and paste one bloody Smiley
WTF It still doe not move ..................Let me finish the bleeding message first
what are you a mistic. That all I need some one else who reads my mind.
Regards
Asbo Mick.
Mick, a Smiley to stop your withdrawal symptoms ,,just turn your smiley to an HTML code and post here..
ReplyDelete(Email me for a private tutorial but keep one foot on the ground!!)
JEEEEEEEEEEEZE
ReplyDelete.
I knew I recognised Mick!
ReplyDeleteWTF its me Dad. He buggered of years ago.
ReplyDeleteRegards ASBO Mick