Good Morning/Evening Thursday Peeps,
Looks like a touch of Summer is on the cards as Tropical Teesside enjoys some blue sky and warm sunshine,
No doubt Cuprinol man(George)will have his wood out today to get some sun on it!
,,a medium teak is the finish he normally goes for.
Hilary is off till Tuesday so we're tootling down to London for the weekend,
I know the SOUTH!!!,,but I will try to stay true to my Northern roots and not be corrupted by the bright lights!,,I am taking some sign cards to make myself understood.
Enjoy the sunshine while it's ere'!
Cheers
Pierre the French fighter pilot...............
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out on a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air.
Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!"
Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.
"What are you doing, Pierre?", says the startled Marie.
"I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I 'ave red meat, I like to 'ave red wine!"
She smiles and they start kissing.
When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."
Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts.
"Pierre! What are you doing?", asks the bewildered Marie.
"I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I 'ave white meat, I like to 'ave white wine!"
They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up.
Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!"
Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and sets it on fire.
Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"
Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I go down, I go down in flames!
A FRENCH JOKE?
ReplyDeleteNow let's see. Can I remember my French from schooldays?
SOIXANTE NEUF???
I'm sure that's a bit naughty, but for the life of me I can't remember why. : )~
Hey Phil,GOOD LUCK in London. You'll need it mate. Every time I go there I come home with some 'orrible southern 'flu bug!
Never mind, have a great time, and the flu will be gone for your NEXT trip there in a few weeks time.
(You should tell all the good peeps here that story...I'm still laughing).
I've had a BAD day so far.
1) I needed a new tyre put on the car. Queued for ages.
2) I have lost my bank card
3) I dropped a full, brand new toilet roll down the pan.
Of all the rotten things to happen today, number 3 was by FAR the worst.
(I pride myself on having a 10 high stack of rolls in the loo) PMSL.
Anyway, I was so pi$$ed of by 1pm that I took the cat outside and attempted to strangle the little bugger!
(KIDDING! honestly)
Phil,
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your trip through the Midlands (God's country), on your way towards London.
George,
Get your hair cut and the lawn mowed!!
Is that a Monkey House in your garden?
Awwwwwwwwwwwww cute pic George,,why has she got her tongue out at ya??LMAO
ReplyDeleteGood News!!!! I found yer bank card!,,Bad News!! I've emptied your account! :)
Thanks Mike,I'll be stopping off at yours on my way through,,(I know you will be in Wales!! LOL)
ReplyDelete