Good Morning/Evening Monday Peeps,hope you enjoyed your weekend and the Dad's were suitably spoilt.
We seem to have got Elise's weather that has been toasting her over the weekend now giving us blue sky and plenty of sun.
Time to sling me ammock' methinks, although Hilary is off today so there is every chance that shopping will be in the day's equation!
Enjoy the sunshine and I hope you are all set for a great week
A tone lowerer
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How men think.
A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath.
One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small, recognizable movement
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.
The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried.
The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked."
G'Day All,
ReplyDeleteYep, BEAUTIFUL HOT AND SUNNY WEATHER - even up here in the frozen north.
Fathers' Day is well and truly over, and methinks Phil is still suffering the effects of yesterday's kidnap.
Who's a silly monkey?
I'm sure you spoiled your own good joke (above). Take another glance at the words! LMAO
(I betchya he'll get me for this!!) : )~
OK I give in what am I missing? and yes my ead does urt!! LOL
ReplyDeleteOK ....I'll put you outta your misery.
ReplyDeleteI think Elise, as a nurse....would assure you that the hospital staff would NEVER have suggested the Big 'O' ..(NOT Roy Orbison you plonker)
Maybe they would on Teesside though, LMAO
Nah, the nurses in your post just hadn't realised they were talking to a sailor! : )~
Who rattled your cage this morning??LOL,,you are way to bright and lively for a Monday morning,are you OD ing on dem vitamins again?
ReplyDeleteGeorge & Phil, ladies calm down.
ReplyDeleteWhen you two get to fighting, let us all know so we can come and watch!! LOL
He started it!!honest LOL
ReplyDeleteWell....................I ask ya......!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteEven the Hartlepool Monkey would have noticed this sign above the bed....
(Maybe that's why the Hartlepudlians hung him...thought he was a smart arse! LMAO)
Going by the average Hartlepool IQ he probably was!!! LMAO
ReplyDeleteI guess you're right there Phil.
ReplyDeleteThose Hartlepudlians were never the brightest crayons in the box : )~
OK, to keep Mike happy ....see you at dawn tomorrow????
DAWN?????You gotta be kiddin!George,,,,Can we make it lunchtime over a beer?
ReplyDeleteNow that's a much better idea! LOL
ReplyDeletePhil, I told you not to wear lipstick when we had that last pub lunch.
Now you see why I had to wear those shades?LMAO
I think that's the best we've looked for a while Matey!! LOL
ReplyDeleteGeeeez, i just checked in the bathroom mirror.
ReplyDeleteI hate to admit this....but..... YOU'RE RIGHT! : (
Arggggghhhh!