Good Morning/Evening Thursday Peeps,
,grey drizzly start to the day here,,,,
Time for a tootle down to Whitby to nab a coupla crabs for nosh tonight as usual I will be popping into the "Dracula experience" to say Hi to George's MIL!
Enjoy your Thursday whatever you're up to,
Cheers
The Police Do Care..
The Northampton Police report finding a man's body in the River Nene, near Becketts Park . The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified..
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption.
He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and a ‘Gordon Brown for PM in 2010' T-shirt.
He also had a cucumber in his rectum.
The police removed the Gordon Brown T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
In spite of what we sometimes think, the Police do care.
That wasn't the Northampton Police, Phil....it was NORTHUMBRIA Police.
ReplyDeleteThe guy was found in the Tyne, and yes, our Geordie cops DO care! LMAO
Now bugger off and get crabs in Whitby again, you masochist! : )~
PS, Beware of my ma-in-law when you go into that 'Dracula Experience' show in Whitby.
ReplyDeleteThose fangs are NOT rubber!
I am going to enjoy my Thursday.
ReplyDeleteGot the fishing and beer sorted out, can anyone help me out with the last thing!
Well, that Harriet in the boat looks like she's busy for the day.
ReplyDeleteYou could give Harriet Harmon a ring. I hear she was blown out of her job recently, and could probably do with your company, Mike...(and a big tip, of course!). : )~