Sunny Hump!

Good Morning/Evening fellow Humpsters,and already the sun is "Cracking the flags"here in Captain Cook country,and looks set to be an acceptable June Hump day.

Hope you are all "De squirreled"and de IM toolbarred now? if not refer to post yesterday.

Curry  night tonite so I'll be whipping up a chicken Bhuna this afta and no doubt be redecorating the kitchen walls in Ghee and curry paste in the process, tomorrow's weather forecast of variable winds could be a little understated!

Enjoy the sunshine while you can,

Cheers

Here's one with Elise in mind(purely the duck connection!!! LOL)

 

Lady of the night.

A  German guy approaches a lady of the night.

'I  vish to buy sex viz  you.'

'OK,' says the girl,  'I charge £20 an  hour.'

'....ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kin-ky.'

'No problem,' she replies cautiously, 'I can do little kin-ky.' So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German  produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.

'I  vant zat you tie ze springs to each of your hans und  knees.'

The  girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs to her hands and  knees.

'Now  you vill get on your hans und  knees.'

She  duly does  this, balancing  precariously on the  springs.

'You  vill please to blow zis duck kwacker as I make  love to  you.'

She  finds it  odd, but  figures it's harmless (and  the guy is paying.) She finds the sex is fantastic as she is bounced all over the  room by the energetic German,

all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say,

'That was totally amazing, what the hell do you call that  position?'

'Ah,' says the German  . . .'zat is  ze....
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Four-sprung Duck technique.