Good Morning/Evening Saturday Peeps on a fine and sunny morning here in North Yorkshire,
,,I've gone pink today to show my support for the Gay Pride march in Jarrow this afternoon,they normally stop for a cuppa at George's who is so in touch with his feminine side,
Grand Prix from Valencia today and tomorrow for me and a sunny swing session in me ammock' in the garden with a glass or three of firewater
Enjoy the sunshine and have a great weekend!
Cheers
THE VIBRATOR
AS A WOMAN PASSES HER DAUGHTER'S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR, SHE HEARD A STRANGE BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN. OPENING THE DOOR, SHE OBSERVED HER DAUGHTER GIVING HERSELF A REAL WORKOUT WITH A VIBRATOR.
SHOCKED, SHE ASKED: 'WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?'
THE DAUGHTER REPLIED: 'MOM, I'M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD, UNMARRIED,AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE.'
THE NEXT DAY, THE GIRL'S FATHER HEARD THE SAME BUZZ COMING FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR. UPON ENTERING THE ROOM, HE OBSERVED HIS DAUGHTER MAKING PASSIONATE LOVE TO HER VIBRATOR.
TO HIS QUERY AS TO WHAT SHE WAS DOING, THE DAUGHTER SAID: 'DAD I'M THIRTY-FIVE, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE.'
A COUPLE DAYS LATER, THE WIFE CAME HOME FROM A SHOPPING TRIP, PLACED THE GROCERIES ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER, AND HEARD THAT BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM, OF ALL PLACES, THE LIVING ROOM. SHE ENTERED THAT AREA AND OBSERVED HER HUSBAND SITTING ON THE COUCH, DOWNING A COLD BEER, AND STARING AT THE TV. THE VIBRATOR WAS NEXT TO HIM ON THE COUCH, BUZZING LIKE CRAZY.
THE WIFE ASKED: 'WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?'
THE HUSBAND REPLIED: 'I'M WATCHING RUGBY WITH MY SON-IN-LAW.
Gooood Mooning Folks!
ReplyDeletePhil summed it up nicely:
Beach boys, good vibrations, Jarrow's Pink Triangle....a typical Geordie summer Saturday ~ while that silly old petrol head spends the weekend on his new sofa being 'entertained' by noisy little red wasps on his TV screen. Duh!
There was an old song which now seems very appropriate:
'VALENCIA....STICK YA HEAD BETWEEN YA LEGS AND WHISTLE UP YA BARCELONA!'
PERFICK : )~
George will ya save me some of your Pink Fancies I know you will be baking for the "Boys",,,you have such a light touch with your fairy cakes! LOL
ReplyDeleteI made that one last night : )~
ReplyDeleteYou are da man!!!!
ReplyDeleteGeorge...can I place an order for my daughters 4th birthday in September please?! I thought I was a whiz with cakes but....WOW GEORGE !!
ReplyDeleteHey Elise, George got a "highly commended for his walnut and backpudding dumplings at the Jarrow WI in 1953,,,,what he can do with a spatula and his squirty nozzle is amazing!!
ReplyDelete....am thinking of a suitable reply.........
ReplyDeleteStill thinking? LMAO
ReplyDeleteI'll probably beat you to it!