Good Morning/Evening ex weekenders!
Monday already??where'd the weekend go?
Grey start to the week here which seems about right for a Monday,
woken up at 530am this morning by two amorous pigeons in a tree close by intent on making pigeonlets!!!,,,one of them is now flying round with a flip flop on it's head!
Enjoy you Monday day you can and have a great week!
Cheers
The operation....
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!" The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself." "The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose?" she asked. "That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears."
Nay don't believe it .
ReplyDeleteWho in his right mind would want ears that constantly dripped.
Hi Phil,
ReplyDeleteYou are in trouble now!!!
Hi Phil Its ASBO Mick hear .Tell me am I doing something wrong.?on the inbox site I saw your blog and read it but my blog has had no reads. Is it invisible or am I being Neurotic.
ReplyDeleteI'm not bothered if nobody wants to read it but I want to know its there to be read.
Regards
ASBO MIck
Hi Mick,
ReplyDeleteThe only time you can see how many folks have read your post is if you have posted a NEW BLOG yourself.
Go to homepage, click on 'ADD TO BLOG' and you'll get a new message page complete with font sizes, colours, tab menu etc.
Put a topic heading on it, and blast away.
Remember to use a font colour which will stand out against the BLACK background of the published post.
Once your message is on the site you can see how many have read it by looking at the bottom of the blog.
Geeeez, now can I go back to sleep?
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ReplyDeleteWHY HAS DAT BAD PHIL GONE AND DONE GRAFFITI ALL OVER MY PASSPORT PHOTO????
Hi Mike,
ReplyDeleteHe's is deep chit now.
That's DEFINITELY a Teesside pigeon! : )~
Hey George....The secret Is Out... !
ReplyDeleteElise x
Teesside guitar playing pigeon? Gotta be a type of Rhea, or ssould it be Chris Rea?
ReplyDeleteMaybe Chris Rea is a mate of Phil's....and he probably wrote 'The Road To Hell' after first meeting Phil! : )~