Claggy Tuesday

Good Morning/Evening Tuesday Peeps,Claggy sorta day here cloudy and humid after mega rain overnight.

Heading down to Brighton tomorrow to see Gemma our youngest for a long weekend, back Monday PM as I have my three monthly head Onco appointment on the Tuesday,

Not allowed to take my laptopso make sure you all behave(Yeah right!!!! LOL)I'm sure George will keep the tone here at it's usual lofty level in my absence!!

Have a Great Tuesday!

Cheers

Jurmp

Two French paratroopers were seconded to the British Parachute Regiment for special training.

After the first day they met up in the bar. "Ah, Pierre," asks one, "'ow 'av you been doing?"

"Merde!" answers Pierre. "I 'av 'ad ze most terrible day. Terrible! At seex zis morning I was woken by zis beeg 'airy sergeant. 'E dragged me out of bed and onto ze parade ground."

"And zen what 'appened?" enquired his mate.

"I will tell you what 'appened! 'E made me climb urp zis seely leetle platform five ft off ze ground and zen 'e said "Jurmp!"

"And did you jurmp?" asks his mate.

"I did not. I told 'im ... 'I am a French paratrooper. I do not jurmp five feet. Eet is beneath my dignity."

"And zen what 'appened?"

"Zen 'e made me climb urp zis seely leetle platform ten feet off ze ground, and 'e said "Jurmp."

"And did you jurmp?"

"I did not. I told 'im ... 'I am a French paratrooper. I do not jurmp ten feet. Eet is beneath my dignity'."

"What 'appened zen?" asks his mate.

"Zen 'e made me climb urp zis rickety platform un'undred feet above ze parade ground. 'E undid 'is trousers, took out zis enormous weely and 'e said 'If you do not jurmp, I am going to steek zis right urp your burm!'"

"Sacre Bleu, mon ami" says his mate. "And did you jurmp?"

"A leetle, at ze beginning."