Saturday, 19 June 2010

Bollocks football?

Good Morning/Evening Saturday Peeps,another grey start to the day here after a dismal England performance last night in South Africa!

I'm sure even us Bollockeers could field a side to give them a run for their money with Elise "Up front!"

More crucial sporting fixture this afternon for me as I take on my SIL Steven at snooker,,,loser buys the Chinese tonight!  

Whatever you're up to today have fun

Cheers

Just wondering......

"Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with both hands.

 By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard.

 By the time I was 60, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem.

 I'm gonna be 80 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand,

"So, what's your point?"

 

"Well, I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get.

 

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17 comments:

  1. George Hardy19 June 2010 at 03:30

    Looks like me and thee on t' bench Phil : )~

    Hey, we Bollockeers would have done FAR better than this lot last night!

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  2. Phil Thompson19 June 2010 at 03:41

    We would have done better with those players AND that formation instead of that stoopid 4-4-2

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  3. Elise Cotter19 June 2010 at 03:58

    Monkeys definitely could have made a better job........even you pair of 'Rep-Probates'....... x

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  4. Phil Thompson19 June 2010 at 04:30

    Thanks Elise (I think? LOL) Happy Saturday! xx

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  5. Elise Cotter19 June 2010 at 04:44

    Happy Hot Saturday to you too......BBQ out.....Sun blazing......How's your weather?

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  6. Phil Thompson19 June 2010 at 04:51

    I hate you!!! LOL,,It's blowing a gale and raining!!!

    What's your closest town Elise?I'm gonna get my satellite out and spy on ya!


    Carlow Longford
    Cavan Louth
    Clare Mayo
    Cork Meath
    Donegal Monaghan
    Dublin Offaly
    Galway Roscommon
    Kerry Sligo
    Kildare Tipperary
    Kilkenny Waterford
    Laois Westmeath
    Leitrim Wexford
    Limerick Wicklow

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  7. Elise Cotter19 June 2010 at 05:16

    Fermoy. Co Cork. If you have GOOGLE EARTH we are there. PARK. AGHERN just past hair pin bend....Sat' pics' not up to date....my house still showing as empty field from 6 years ago, but hey ho, at least our 'dot' of a village on the Earth Map.......Mmmmmmm....Sausages, Steak, Chicken and Chops....sorry Guys...gotta eat !

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  8. George Hardy19 June 2010 at 06:55

    I have gone right off Da Duck too!

    It's bitterly cold and blowing a friggin gale here, battering my trees, blowing away the garden flowers...and WORST OF ALL..... IT MESSED UP MY HAIR !



    Just kidding, Elise, Can we join you??? : )~

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  9. Elise Cotter19 June 2010 at 07:08

    Guys...anytime ! So hot, I can't sit outside now....BTW....going into Animal Husbandry now....Puppies here yesterday, just got home with 3 Chooks....Mental note to self...see GP Monday for lots of Valium ! x

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  10. Elise Cotter19 June 2010 at 07:17

    George - Found something to help keep the hair in place in your cold yeughy weather there ! xx

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  11. Phil Thompson19 June 2010 at 07:33

    Looks an improvement to me Matey? LOL

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  12. George Hardy19 June 2010 at 07:34

    PERFECT!!!

    LOL, what a nice gesture...and now we find out you're a champion speed knitter too,
    Is there any end to your talents??????? LMAO

    I'll wear that with pride. You even remembered the Sunderland colours too. Wow!

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  13. George Hardy19 June 2010 at 07:35

    PLEASE DON'T KNIT ONE FOR PHIL - NO MATTER HOW MUCH HE BEGS YOU TO! : )~

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  14. Phil Thompson19 June 2010 at 07:36

    You spoil all my fun!!!

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  15. Elise Cotter19 June 2010 at 07:37

    What can I say......??!!

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  16. Phil Thompson19 June 2010 at 07:43

    Hey George I don't think Elise is barbecuing at all,,,I think she has a rush on in her Fermoy sex shop!!

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  17. Phil Thompson19 June 2010 at 07:47

    Don't sit in the sun too long Sweetie,I don't like my duck too well done :)

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