From Terry...time for a big titter:****************
And from Pauline....
And one specially for Sheena and Graeme:A Scotsman walks into the Bank of England in Threadneedle Street, Central London and asks for the manager. He tells the manager that he is going to Australia on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5,000. The manager tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so Hamish hands over the keys and documents of new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the Log Book and everything checks out. The manager agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's General Manager and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the rough looking Scotsman for using a £120,000 Ferrari as collateral against a £5000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, Hamish returns, repays the £5,000 and the interest,which comes to £15.41. The manager says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business,and this transaction has worked out very nicely,but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire.What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "£5,000"? Hamish replies: "Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks for only £15.41 and expect it to be there when I return:" Ah......the mind of the Scotsman..A Scotsman walks into the Bank of England in Threadneedle Street, Central London and asks for the manager. He tells the manager that he is going to Australia on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5,000. The manager tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so Hamish hands over the keys and documents of new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the Log Book and everything checks out. The manager agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's General Manager and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the rough looking Scotsman for using a £120,000 Ferrari as collateral against a £5000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, Hamish returns, repays the £5,000 and the interest,which comes to £15.41. The manager says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business,and this transaction has worked out very nicely,but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "£5,000"? Hamish replies: "Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks for only £15.41 and expect it to be there when I return:" Ah......the mind of the Scotsman..
Hello you little monkeys. It's time we had some very non-pc stuff here;
That monkey pops up when you least expect it!! He's been barred 100 times, lol.
Yet another good one from Terry:
From Terry...time for a big titter:
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And from Pauline....
ReplyDeleteAnd one specially for Sheena and Graeme:
ReplyDeleteA Scotsman walks into the Bank of England in Threadneedle Street, Central
London and asks for the manager. He tells the manager that he is going to
Australia on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5,000.
The manager tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the
loan, so Hamish hands over the keys and documents of new Ferrari parked on
the street in front of the bank. He produces the Log Book and everything
checks out. The manager agrees to accept the car as collateral for the
loan.
The bank's General Manager and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the
rough looking Scotsman for using a £120,000 Ferrari as collateral against
a £5000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, Hamish returns, repays the £5,000 and the interest,which comes to £15.41.
The manager says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business,and this
transaction has worked out very nicely,but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "£5,000"?
Hamish replies: "Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks for
only £15.41 and expect it to be there when I return:"
Ah......the mind of the Scotsman..
A Scotsman walks into the Bank of England in Threadneedle Street, Central
London and asks for the manager. He tells the manager that he is going to
Australia on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5,000.
The manager tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the
loan, so Hamish hands over the keys and documents of new Ferrari parked on
the street in front of the bank. He produces the Log Book and everything
checks out. The manager agrees to accept the car as collateral for the
loan.
The bank's General Manager and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the
rough looking Scotsman for using a £120,000 Ferrari as collateral against
a £5000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, Hamish returns, repays the £5,000 and the interest,which comes to £15.41.
The manager says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business,and this
transaction has worked out very nicely,but we are a little puzzled. While
you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi
millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "£5,000"?
Hamish replies: "Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks for
only £15.41 and expect it to be there when I return:"
Ah......the mind of the Scotsman..
Hello you little monkeys. It's time we had some very non-pc stuff here;
ReplyDeleteThat monkey pops up when you least expect it!! He's been barred 100 times, lol.
ReplyDeleteYet another good one from Terry:
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