MORNING FOLKS,& A SUNNY BUT CHILLY START THIS WAY....
MY EYES ALWAYS LIT UP TO A GOOD MALT FROM AN EARLY AGE.!!!
A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an
attractive man standing alone. She approached him "My
name is Carmen," she told him. "That's a
beautiful name," he replied, "Is it a family
name?" "No," she replied. "I gave it
to myself. It reflects the things I like most -- cars and
men."
He said, "B. J. Titsengolf'"
& ANOTHER NAUGHTY NUN............ SISTER GEORGINA......
THANKS TO JAMES FOR PIC
A man went into an urologist and told him he was having a
problem; he was unable to get his penis erect.
The doctor checked him out then told him that the muscles
around the base of his penis were damaged from a previous
viral infection and that there was nothing he could actually do for
him. However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might
work, if he is willing to take the risk. The treatment
consisted of implanting muscle tissues from an elephant's
trunk into his penis.
The man thought about it for almost 2 seconds Then, with the assurance that there would be no cruelty to the elephant, the man decided to go
for it.
A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light
to go and try out his newly renovated equipment. As a result
he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took
her to one of the nicest restaurants in town. In the middle
of dinner he felt a strong stirring in his loins that
continued to the point of being extremely painful.
To release the pressure he unzipped his fly and his penis
sprang out, slid across the top of the table, grabbed a bread
roll and then returned to his trousers.
His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly grin
on her face said," That was incredible! Can you do it
again?"
With tears in his eyes he replied, "I think I can, but I'm
not sure if another bread roll will fit up my ass."
LMAO. Grrrrrrreat jokes John.
ReplyDeleteBut what's all this about JAMES doing that spoof 'The Jord' photo for you? Cheeky sods.
We want nun of that here!! lol
Well, we Jarrow guys are all in training for Sunday's big event.
Supplies are in:
Those little blue pills really CAN make you a sexual athlete:
Of course, the older folks here have fun with 'variations on the theme'
And John...here's a warning for you if you're ever tempted to try the Great North Rut
THREE DAYS TILL BLAST OFF!
LMAO
From Pauline..for our 'elderly' ladies (Geeez, I am dicing with death here! LMAO)
ReplyDeleteA teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra.
Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that!
The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!"
And out she goes.
The next day the teenager comes down stairs, And the grandmother is sitting there with no top on.
The teenager wants to die.
She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate...
The grandmother says, 'Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your rose buds, then I can display my hanging baskets'.
Happy Gardening!.
More from Pauline...... (and her hubby IS called Ron, lol)
ReplyDeleteAnd some pics from Chris:
ReplyDeleteand from Terry......
ReplyDeleteViagra...................rock hard.!!!!
ReplyDeleteWOW! John? Is that a pic of you and Val in your early days (before we'd even heard of Viagra?)? PMSL
ReplyDelete