GOOD
MORNING
ALL.
Thought today might have been another April Fools Day, heard on the news that the NORTHEAST will be made into a SMOKE FREE ZONE in .....years time.
So does that mean OUR LEADER
WILL
BE
MOVING
SOUTH ?
or give up smoking
PMSL
If everyone gave up smoking, what would the government tax to replace the "tobacco tax"
Morning All.
ReplyDeleteAn interesting thought would be to find out how much smokers costs the NHS, then subtract that from the amount of tobacco tax collected, to see how much we would need to replace (or if indeed we had a surplus).
And on the subject of smoking, I certainly wouldn't kick the woman below out of my house for lighting up....
Since I believe myself to be to be an equal and fair person, I couldn't leave out the women who read this blog, and as such include a picture for them.
ReplyDeleteGeorge at his smokin' best....
Morning All.
ReplyDeleteChris? The day the North East becomes a ciggie-free zone will be the day that hell freezes over! lol
JAMES? I'm gonna get ya for that photo (above)!!
Mind you, I'm impressed with my improved torso, PMSL.
Morning folks......
ReplyDeleteA smoke free zone in the North East.!!!.......
now thats a thought,then roll it out around the Country from there..!!!!
James......I think George would like the tanned bod though.......
Moving Sarth,reminded me of this one..........
A Geordie on a visit to London decides to have a drink in a pub he is passing.
Once at the bar he tells the barman that he would like a pint of Newcastle Brown Ale. 'Sorry' the barman replies 'We only sell Whitbread Bitter'.
'Oh, I'll have a pint o' that then' and he pulled up a stool to the bar,
As the barman hands him the pint he decides that he needs to go to the toilet, 'I need a piss, watch me pint will ya and divnt let any wun tooch it, or i'll break there neck. I hate people touchin' me pint' .
'Sure' said the barman.
The Geordie has only been gone for about 1 minute when a big arsed woman who had been sat in the corner, comes over to the pint picks it up, farts in it, places it back down and goes back to her seat without a care in the world.
The barman is sat there in disbelief.
Just then in walks the Geordie still doing up his flies, just as he is about to pick up the pint he stops and frowns, 'Sumwuns ad me pint!'
The barman stutters nervously 'I cannot lie, that big arsed woman over there just farted in it'
The Geordie slammed the drink down and marched over to the woman, Scuse me luv, you 'fart'n me Whitbred'.
'No' she replied.........
........................... 'I'm Tessa Sanderson'!!!!
PMSL..That's BRILLIANT, John, lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
ReplyDeleteNow what was that James said about equality for our ladies??
OK then.....
And finally..........
I think I'll now run away and hide for a few hours, lol.
He is more likly to give up the sheep than the fags!
ReplyDeleteSHADDUP BEV!! LMAO
ReplyDeleteSo you're in a devilish mood today?? Be careful!! lol
Hey James? I miscalculated the number of B2PCa groups created (nowt new there then!). I had 6 sites registered, some going back to 2009 when we were forced to move for the first time.
ReplyDeleteOf those I have definitely ditched 2 'orrrible ones. Three of the remaining four look OK, the other looks like a load o' crap, but I'll leave that to your expert eye.
Here's a good 'un from Pauline:
ReplyDeleteTerry has sent in some CRACK-ing photos. These you gotta see.
ReplyDeleteI'd swear all these were taken in Birmingham!!
Smoke-free zone? In Geordieland???
ReplyDeleteMY ASS!!
I thoguht fags went in your mouth George!!
ReplyDeleteNow guys, an important question are you going to post a picture on the salute prince Harry facebook page. All they ask is you salute and cover your bits. Dare you x
A photo captured by myself back in 2009 along the front in Bournemouth .
ReplyDeletejgrant1969 wrote today at 5:51 PM
ReplyDelete"A photo captured of myself back in 2009 along the front in Bournemouth"
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And you even wore fishnet tights????
ReplyDeleteCome on guys we want piccies
ReplyDeleteYes George I was very particular that I didn't make a mistake when typing that comment But rest assured I was the one BEHIND the camera as opposed to the subject of the picture...
ReplyDeleteBesides I have no tattoo's...
Personally I didn't actually notice that until you had mentioned it, which makes me think you were paying very close attention to the detail on show.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't possibly comment!! LMAO
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