Fantastico weather here,& enjoying it muchly while it lasts....
TEAM WESTON are all looking pleased with themselves to........
Good luck today James with your biking & fund raising....!!!!
A Geordie walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No", he replies,"I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What"s so special about it?" The sailor explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What"s it telling you now?" Well, it says you"re not wearing any panties." The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"

Have a great day all.!!!!!
Gooooood Morning John.....Good Morning All.
ReplyDeleteBIRTHDAY ALERT: Who's 21 again tomorrow?
I'll give you a clue...I'm copying his invisible Geordie joke here, lol.
A Geordie walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No", he replies,"I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What"s so special about it?"
The sailor explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What"s it telling you now?" Well, it says you"re not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
The Geordie smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing"s an hour fast."
Friggin' BRILLIANT, John!! LMAO
ha ha ha ha ha ha ! PMSL !! there are a LOT like that here George ! xx
ReplyDeleteJohn ? Are you DELIBERATELY messing with my head ? Cos' honestly.....It is FCUK'D already dude !
Guys ? anyone have any experience with PROF NICK JAMES at QE Birmingham at all ? Anyone ? xxxxx
ReplyDeleteHey John?
ReplyDeleteFive years ago I used that cyclist team photo for a B2PCa spoof pic (one of my very early Photoshop attempts).
It's taken me a while but I've finally found it on my hard drive:
L - R
Paul Coote, Peter Michaelis (RIP), David Clemenson, Capn Phil (RIP) and Bernie Boyce (RIP).
pmsl George.....Excellent.!!!!
ReplyDeleteIts a 'No' from me regards the Prof........Elise..xx..
& messing with your head ...........
What's wrong with that??
ReplyDeleteI DO have a DIG BICK!
LMAO
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
ReplyDeletethere speaks 'The Jarrow Marrow' !!
Hey George ? the kids here are just as bad....
Here's the first official photo on me on the blog... Me leaving the B&B I stayed at last night.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the donation George, I just need to tap up a couple of more folks at work in order to hit my £1000 target.
Fabulous photo, James - and it looks like you have had glorious weather down there too.
ReplyDeleteWELL DONE MATE!
Elise, that photo of 'The Broon Ale Bairns' could have been taken in Jarrow park! PMSL
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