One for a cool Wednesday evening.

I was out walking my puppy one day,

when he accidentally fell into the frigid water.

 

WITHOUT HESITATION,

A GERMAN TOURIST JUMPED INTO THE FREEZING WATER

AND SAVED MY PRECIOUS LITTLE DOG.

 

BACK ON THE BRIDGE,

HE CHECKED MY PUPPY OUT AND TOLD ME, 

"ZE DOG IS OK.  HE VILL BE FINE."

 

Due to his selfless heroic act, I ASKED,

"ARE YOU A VET?"

 

 

HE REPLIED, "VET?! I'M VUCKING ZOAKED!"