This is from my mate Mick on PCC. It made me laugh!!!
The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'
The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'.
Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see RockCity and I was 'fascinated.' The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.
Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'
Asbo Mick stole that from Phil (who stole it from) Me, (who stole it from) Bill in Thailand, who stole it from a seriously sexy lady in Australia! LMAO
What goes round....comes round with the jokes........
Luv this 'doggy' one & most watched clip.....Our dog does the mouth action bits to, especially when she wants a 'treat'.......... http://youtu.be/nGeKSiCQkPw
Ho Ho Bloody Ho!
Here's that Aussie Xmas Video in all its glory
ReplyDelete(Thanks Terry...for rubbing it in about how nice it is in the Antipodes right now!)
nice one George........i always remember the Paul Hogan sketches,when i hear an Aussie....
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZBrkUCCq8c.......
Now i spoke to Father Christmas earlier just to see what he is to bring me?
Here was his response....!!!!!!!
Nice innit..............pmsl
Awwwwwwwww, he gotcha John.
ReplyDeleteWhat a miserable Christmas for you mate.
I warned you your pervy surfing habits would get you in deep chit! LMAO
And here's a neat one from PAULINE
ReplyDeleteLOVE IT!!! Thanks Pauline xxx
This is from my mate Mick on PCC. It made me laugh!!!
ReplyDeleteThe teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and
we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'
The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
'fascinate, not fascinating'.
Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see RockCity and I was 'fascinated.' The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally,
but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she
had been burned by Little Johnny before.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate',
so she called on him.
Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her
tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'
Asbo Mick stole that from Phil (who stole it from) Me, (who stole it from) Bill in Thailand, who stole it from a seriously sexy lady in Australia! LMAO
ReplyDeleteok but its still funny!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat goes round....comes round with the jokes........
ReplyDeleteLuv this 'doggy' one & most watched clip.....Our dog does the mouth action bits to, especially when she wants a 'treat'..........
http://youtu.be/nGeKSiCQkPw