GOOOOD MOONING PEEPS
IT'S OVER!
TFI TUESDAY!!
I hope everyone enjoyed the festivities,and logged back in here fresh as daisies and 10 pounds lighter
(YEAH, RIGHT!)
Time to change the home-page here, and get shot of my 'Santa-pooping' avatar, huh?
And..time to get myself a huge, very nasty guard-dog...Roger knows too much about my house, FFS...he's even been examining the shag pile rug now!
I may even invest in 2 machine gun towers.
lol
Well me darlings I'm back to keep you on your toes!
ReplyDeleteI can now tell you my pressie to Ian - a very fetching green mankini, boy it leaves nothing to the imagination. He made mums day as he modelled it for her, with boxers on underneath!!!!!!
I told you I would get revenge on Ian!!!!!
The machine gun towers will keep the rugrats at bay !!
ReplyDeleteNot sure about the guard dog doing much good, it may guard them instead of you !!!!
Back to reality for a couple of days before next indulgance.....
Have an enjoyable day, if you have done battle in the sales or are about to GOOD LUCK.
"The Jarrow Marrow" ......"Armed and dangerous"......PMSFL !! xx
ReplyDeleteDamn right, armed and dangerous, Elise......Bev? Much as I'd love a 'mankini', they just don't make sizes large enough for we 'Jarrow Marrow' lads. LMAO
ReplyDeleteChris, whatever you do...DON'T LET SHIRLEY DRAG YOU ALONG TO THE SHOPPING MALLS! Arggggggggggghhhhhh!!
I must be odd because she won't let me go to the shops !!!!! I actually enjoy shopping !
ReplyDeleteBev, did you add sparkly bits ??
Jarrow marrow, surely its jarrow sparrow!!
ReplyDeleteI added sparkly bits in all the importaant places!
Hi everyone.
ReplyDeleteHope Christmas was everything you wanted of it.
Where is all the snow??
I shall not get my second holiday if my stock of snow shovels are not sold.
Which reminds me of the drawing given by my next door neighbours young daughter to her teacher when asked what she wanted to do when she is older:-
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At the parent/teacher night some time later my neighbour saw her daughters work and felt she had to send the teacher another note:-
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Sales shopping done, lights are dimmed, red wine poured and now for my fav bit - curled on the sofa with my head on Ians lap. What more could a girl want. xx
ReplyDeleteLMAO @ Mike's SHOVEL joke!
ReplyDeleteGeeeez Mike, women would give you anything you asked for just to lay their hands on one of your shovels.
Elise? You don't realise how priviliged you are to have your very own Brooksint Yellow Shovel!! lol
I might give up the 'bush trimming' and get myself into the ladies' gardening tool business. I could specialise in dibblers, couldn't I????
was that dibbers or dribblers!!
ReplyDeleteHi George,
ReplyDeleteI have a good stock of 'Dibbers'!
Various types available, you could join me specialising in selling 'Dibbers'.
I am always looking for new and innovative uses for these as a selling aid.
Any suggestions?
Mike.
Plenty of uses, but the points are a bit sharp.
ReplyDeleteOh bugger....Where the 'ell did that 'L' come from in my Dibber?. No wonder Bev thought I meant 'dribbler' lol.
ReplyDeleteMike, Chris is right. Those are much too pointy. If I invent a revolutionary design for a Ladies' dibber, you might want to snap me up for your sales team!
Peeping Tom moi, no way Jose!
ReplyDeleteI learnt about the shag pile carpet from Elise.
Some reference she made to carpet burns i.e. "the carpet burns wouldn't have been so bad but for George's shag pile carpet"!