SNOW !! OMG !! FFS !!
I need the above firewater to thaw out Lil' Duck today.....am shivering in my feathers here !
Not impressed at all !
How is the world with all you other Bollockeers ? Hope its not white !
Mike ? See ! Told ya I needed my snow shovel ! FFS ! Now I have a problem....Snow here now and NO shovel ! Mind you, can't imagine the security lads at Gatwick allowing me on board with one of those babies ! PMSL ! They searched my bag....first time ever. Guess what caused the problem ?
2 boxes of Harrods kids chocolates....I told him he could NOT confiscate them, they were presents, and repack my bag VERY CAREFULLY !
Lil' Duck has to go on the school run now.....think of me negotiating this white stuff
[snow George ! xx] with NO SNOW SHOVEL BOLLOCKEERS !
Quack ... shiver..... Quack !
xx
Not impressed at all !
How is the world with all you other Bollockeers ? Hope its not white !
Mike ? See ! Told ya I needed my snow shovel ! FFS ! Now I have a problem....Snow here now and NO shovel ! Mind you, can't imagine the security lads at Gatwick allowing me on board with one of those babies ! PMSL ! They searched my bag....first time ever. Guess what caused the problem ?
2 boxes of Harrods kids chocolates....I told him he could NOT confiscate them, they were presents, and repack my bag VERY CAREFULLY !
Lil' Duck has to go on the school run now.....think of me negotiating this white stuff
[snow George ! xx] with NO SNOW SHOVEL BOLLOCKEERS !
Quack ... shiver..... Quack !
xx
Any chance of a snowball fight later...Elise...xx..
ReplyDeleteWell it was stormy here earlier,with lashings of rain......been out already & plenty of branches on roads,but no major damage seen...
Its my old companys xmas dinner for retired staff today.....
Lots to do before that...........
Morning Elise and John,
ReplyDeleteLashings of rain here plus SUN, had to put the light on to have breakfast !! I feel very sorry for lil duck, white stuff on feathers clogges them up and they can't fly !!!!
Enjoy your dinner get together, John.
Any reports of the white stuff up north or Wales yet ?
Try and enjoy your day peoples.
John ? Always ! xx
ReplyDeleteHave a great time tonight xx I would love to be wined and dined at the moment....feel like I need a bit of spoiling !
Chris xx Dark here until 730am usually, but we have lighter evenings here than UK. It was very disorientating when I was home over these last few weeks xx
Its a lunchtime bash & will pick up Val from work......She's looking very smart for work today in this !!..
ReplyDeletepmsl.......
now time for some dogging ..!!
Very posh John xx What you wearing ??
ReplyDeleteOMG....SNOW????????????????????????
ReplyDeleteElise? Now you have me worried......even snow in Ireland is a bit too close to home for my liking.
Still, I know how much you enjoy yourself in winter (despite your protestations!!) lol
You all know what I'm on about...
One thing leads to another......
But...be CAREFUL out there, everyone!
11 more days of shopping ahead.
ReplyDeleteOH JOY!
But, frazzled as we all are...we oldies have some new skills, huh?
I think all the photos are now in the XMAS 2011 Album on the home page. Thanks Mike, Elise and Grant for shooting the better pics there! (Yep, I'm a crappy snapper!).
ReplyDeleteBY THE WAY? Where is ROGER the dodger these days?
I've had an irate Santa on the phone this morning:
Thanks for that little 'triage' George xx What has you riled so early in the day then ?! I think Rog' is avoiding you ! PMSL ! xx
ReplyDeleteElise, I think George's little outburst is to do with his HT causing mood swings, he said the other day that he didn't like the side effects !!!!
ReplyDeleteElise, 07.30 is tea in bed time, I was talking about 09.15 having to have the lights on....xx
Roger, rogcal, peeked in on Sunday..
ha ha ha ha ! Chris xx George will go off in a sulk now at that comment ! PMSL ! xx
ReplyDeleteNote to George: Fuck orf!
ReplyDeleteNo not really, I love you so much at times it hurts.
Like cuddling up to barbed wire, rusty barbed wire!
Anyway, as for the rest of you, take care and keep well and warm.
If it seems I don't care by not coming on here all that often it's not because I don't want to, it's because I can't type with one hand as the other is holding the end of my dick to stop the dribbles. Yes folks, the dreaded incontinence is plaguing me again and me and the Doc are going through all the tests to find out why.
I would have shared this knowledge with George during one of our intimate moments but he'd only take the piss!
Hi Roger,
ReplyDeleteSorry to hear about your little problem!
Just to be on the safe side, are you at this stage then:-
Here is a photograph of the latest incontinence pads available via the NHS.
Don't know how they work but worth trying them out!!
Always trying to be helpful,
Mike
Rog xx Nice of you to 'drip' by and see us all ! George will be gutted he missed you ! He is still bitching to me about the 'shutter' comments....PMSL ! xx
ReplyDeleteThis just came from my Sister, so I thought I would try and send it to here !
ReplyDeleteOn their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident.
The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven?
When St. Peter showed up, they asked him.
St. Peter said, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,' and he leaves.
The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple is still waiting. As they waited, they discussed that if they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all. 'What if it doesn't work?' They wondered, 'Are we stuck together forever?'
After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled.
'Yes,' he informs the couple, 'you can get married in Heaven.'
'Great!' said the couple, 'But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?'
St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground.
'What's wrong?' asked the frightened couple.
'OH, COME ON!' St. Peter shouted, 'It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a Lawyer????
I spoke to old fart this morning following an email to me pleading for me to visit the site and see his seasonal insult towards me.
ReplyDeleteWhen I did get him to answer all he went on and on about was his inability to satisfy Lynn.
I don't mind being a shoulder to cry on but enough is enough and next time he can't get a boner, I wish he'd ring one of you lot for a change.
He did say that he feels an erection coming when he looks at pictures of Jedward but even I think Lynn would draw the line if George were to put a picture of the boys on the pillow next to her.
I think his problems are in part due to his smoking habit and he tells me he lights one up every five minutes or so.
Small wonder he can't satisfy Lynn if he's lighting a fag half way through one of his feeble attempts to arouse her.
She must think he's lit up as it's all over and the poor gal just rolls over and goes to sleep.
I feel bad about sharing his intimate secrets with you but we should share and care and his is a particularly sorry case, so I feel justified in doing so.
I expect he will come back on here with all sorts of fairy stories about me and possibly my good lady but knowing as I do that his state of mind has been somewhat "fragile" for several years, it's what I've come to expect and I'll forgive him in advance for all the nonsense I feel sure he will post on here.
I had thought of plundering my savings to buy him an inflatable doll but the cost of a Jedward twin doll pack was prohibitive and unless we hold a whip round, he'll have to do with an old tractor inner tube I've got with a Jedward poster stuck to it.
Merry Christmas everyone.
p.s. thanks for the suggestion Mike. Do I take it you are offering to share your double TenaMen pants with me?
Rogeer, I use TENA for men available in most supermarkets and boots, and I've been told, possibly on prescription.
ReplyDeleteThank you Chriiis. I doubt if I need to buy any if Mike is sharing his with me but a pity he's got to come so far to do so. Never mind I'll keep a firm hold onto the end of my dick until he gets here!
ReplyDeleteOh Geeeeeeeez, Roger the dribbler is off on one!
ReplyDeleteFlashes of comic genius amongst the sad ramblings of an old incontinent. Tragic! lol
Revenge is a dish best served cold...you'll get yours you old fart!!
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Even in his early years, our Roger had some perverse hobbies and interests. lol.
ReplyDelete"Where have all the flowers gone?
ReplyDelete...long time passing.... "
Do luv a tattoo on a woman.............eeeeeeek.!!!