FROSTY ICY SATURDAY.
TO THOSE OF YOU BRAVE ENOUGH TO GO TO THE SHOPS TODAY, GOOD LUCK !
Whatever mischief you can do, enjoy it,
is Bev doing finishing touches ?
Go careful with the "gluegun".
Enjoy your day, if you have to go out, wrap up warm.
ELY CATHEDRAL.
Morning Chris & all.......
ReplyDeleteWill be venturing out ourselves soon....frosty but a sunny one.....
Just had one of those new paperless loos fitted.....
pmsl....
Have a great day whatever yer do....
Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something "Christmassy".
The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in.
The second man presents a cracker, so he is also allowed in.
The third man pulls out a pair of panties.
Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?"
The third man answered "They're Carol's."......
Gooood Moaning All,
ReplyDeleteChris? you've got 'the knack' back!! lol Your insertion was perfect. Did Shirley help you (errrmmmm ...maybe I should rephrase that, LMAO)
John, my man, you have lowered the tone wonderfully. I'm proud of ya, and I bet Phil is looking down and having a good old giggle at that one.
Great joke too! lol
Here's my attempt at keeping the disgraceful tone intact:
Today I am going to attmpt to install a new 'sooper-dooper' fast router.
All of you who know me will realise that I'll probably make a complete bollocks of the job, and risk the chance of disconnecting the internet .
I'm trying to get it done today, to save even more blushes at Christmas.
If I disappear from the site later today, please text me to check I'm still here,and not in the burns unit of my local hospital! PMSL
Good luck George with your installation!
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to your postings again in about a weeks time.
I am off down town this afternoon. I've got my Father Christmas outfit ready.
I always try to raise a smile.
Have been to the shops and shopping all finished, is womn are so good!!!
ReplyDeleteIan has some new decorations his bits are being worn as earrings, why you may ask. Well last night the channel went on as did the slap. I said, does this look sexy and smouldering. No he said its brown!!! MEN x
Where are you all, still shopping I bet!
ReplyDeleteHello 'Bad Ass Bev' lol
ReplyDeleteYoo Hoo Folks...........I'M BACK
New router sorted - and it only took me two and a half hours ( a record!!).
Gotta go and eat now, but here's a nice thought from PAULINE
Awwww nice one Pauline......
ReplyDeleteto you to.......
Just back from Brighton to see MIL.......phew..!!!
pmsl
Hey Bev.....xx
lol
Excuse me I am always good but not telling you how good. Santa always comes to see me. We have a deal me and him!!!!
ReplyDeleteHeyyyyyy, Good cartoons John!
ReplyDeleteBev is GOOD?
Since when??
Once I've posted this clean joke I'll look through some emails Bev sent me...prepare for BAD girl stuff! LMAO
George, as if I would send you naughty cartoons!!!
ReplyDeleteBev, I have 57 of them you sent me....and they're even raunchier than Bill's (Our mate Willie in Thailand!).
ReplyDeleteI'm waiting for a day when I feel brave enough to post them all, lol
Flip I was sure I sent 58!!!!!
ReplyDeleteErmmm yes. I think you'll be getting avisit form the police about that one! LMAO
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