Friday, 30 December 2011

FRIDAY !!!!! TF !!



Good Morning Bollockeers xx

Not long now until we see the ass end of 2011....thank goodness....what a crap year.

Am off today and tomorrow, but working new years day.

However, I have an abscess in a tooth, and on yeughy antibiotics now, so no alcohol for me anyway..

Have plenty of Malts on my behalf !

Have a great Friday people xx

11 comments:

  1. Oh NOoooooooooooooooooooooooo Elise? What next??





    Geeeezus, sweet lil' Duck, I wondered why that photo of your belle derriere looked a bit different.....all the blood has drained from your butt!

    Please get checked for anaemia too, will ya??

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  2. We must try and cheer up Lil' Duck..............and Pauline (London) & Bill (Thailand) have sent in so many funnies that I've a mountain of them to sort through now.

    Here's a start and a very appropriate one for Elsie:










    Thanks for those, Pauline xxx

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  3. And this prayer was penned JUST FOR ME!! LMAO

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  4. George, the last verse "people I had to kill because they pissed me off" pleases me no end.

    You come looking for me boy and it could become "Get Carter" in reverse!

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  5. I was going to email this:-
    Thoughts for the coming year. TRAVELLING LIGHT.
    Let the old year pass away. Mourn not, but greet the new
    Turn your eyes in hope and faith towards the distant view
    Know that you'll be guided safely down the unmapped road
    Given strength and courage for the bearing of your load.

    Do not let the unknown future fill you with dismay
    It is in the hands of God, so go on your way,
    Trust in him and have no fear. You do not walk alone
    He leads the faithful in the dark and careth for his own.

    Leave behind your grievences, your worry and your woe
    Drop the extra burden of your grudges, let them go
    So that you can travel lighter with a conscience clear
    Out into the great adventure of yet another year....

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  6. LOL ! George xx very good. I too liked the same verse as Rog'.....! ROFLMAO ! Get worried ! xx

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  7. After serious & cautious consideration...
    your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2012

    It was a very hard decision to make... So
    try not to screw it up!!!

    My Wish for You in 2012
    May peace break into your home
    and may thieves come to steal your debts.

    May the pockets of your jeans become a
    magnet for £50 notes.

    May love stick to your face like Vaseline
    and may laughter assault your lips!

    May happiness slap you across the face and
    may your tears be that of joy

    May the problems you had, forget your home
    address!

    In simple words ............

    May 2012 be the best year of your life!!!

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  8. 2012 HAS GOT TO BE BETTER THAN 2011, hasn't it ????
    mind you I've got psa test next week !!

    The fridge magnet we've got says :-
    May the road rise up and meet you
    May the wind be always at your back (not too sure about George on that line)
    May the sunshine warm upon your face
    The rain fall soft upon your fields
    and until we meet again,
    may God hold you in the palm of his hand.

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  9. Ho Ho Ho, a belated Christmas CRACKER was sent to me by Chris.

    This is FANTASTIC (ok ok, I know, I'm easily pleased...but I love it!!)

    Thanks for this Chris...........

    To The Bollockeers from Santa

    "This is certainly amazing, if you've not seen it before, just type in your address or any family addresses and look through the window at the snow falling on your home today. This is how I see your house when I'm on my way."

    Cheers

    Santa.

    YOU GOTTA TRY THIS:

    CLICK HERE TO START

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  10. Well Guys, the grim reaper is not finished yet. One of my ladies on LOL has lost her father to PCa today......thought I had no more tears left......please hurry up 2012..... xx

    Actually, Sue [soo22] is a Bollockeer, but doesn't post, so it is a double whammy Guys....OMG it just gets worse xx

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  11. http://www.jacquielawson.com/preview.asp

    lets hope this link works ! A bit early, but who cares eh ? xx

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