GOOOOOOD MOONING PEEPS
Another Wednesday, and another hump to get over.
I know Phil will probably be late today as he's expecting a visit from his GP
(I've heard it's a SHE... and a very nice one too!)
So...Phil will be down in the cellar at the moment selecting a vintage after-shave from his 'Old Spice' rack.
GOOD LUCK MATE
As for me, I'm going to see what's on my new
http://www.toilette-humor.com/funny_old_people/2_ladies.shtml
Bank Holiday Greetings fellow Bollockeers,,,Blue skies and sunshine up ere' to ease us into the week....
No reports of "Sheep napping"from the Cockermouth area yesterday,, but a certain person was seen chatting up the ducks!!!!!
Have a terrific Bank Holiday and if "Duck breasts"(Morning Elise)are on the cards,,enjoy!!!,,,I'm sure Bev and Ian will be busy in her "Craft room today!!"...................................
Cheers
Newlyweds .................
A newlywed couple arrive at their honeymoon suite and prepare to have sex for the first time. As they start to settle under the covers, she tells her husband, "I've got a confession. I'm not a virgin, but I've been with only one man."
The husband thinks for a second and says, "Well it's 2010, that's not unusual for you to have had premarital sex. But can I ask who the guy was?"
She fidgets for a minute, then says, "Tiger Woods."
Her husband is surprised by this response but tells her, "Well, he's rich and talented. I can see why you wanted to sleep with him."
So they make love for the first time and when they finish he gets up and goes to the room phone. His wife rolls over and aks, "What are you doing?"
He tells her, "I'm hungry. I was gonna call room service. Do you want anything?"
"Tiger wouldn't have done," she says.
"Oh really? What would Tiger have done," he asks.
"Tiger would have come back to bed and made love to me a second time."
So her husband puts down the phone and gets back to bed and makes love to his wife a second time. After they finish he gets out of bed and walks to the phone again. Again his wife asks, "What are you doing?"
"Well I never called room service the first time and I'm still hungry," he replies.
"Tiger wouldn't have done that," she again tells him.
"Oh really. And what would Tiger have done?"
"Tiger would have come back to bed and made love to me a third time," she says.
So her husband goes back to bed and makes love to her for a third time. After finally finishing he rolls out of bed again and goes to the phone.
"Calling room service again?" she asks.
"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods so I can find out what the par is for this fu**ing hole!!"
Morning/Evening Sunday Peeps,,,windy but bright up ere' and a nice day for George's tootle to Cockermouth(saying nothing!!) 
,,for the Lakeland Sheep obedience trials,,,Quite amazing really when George whistles they ALL come!!.............................
Is it just me or is everything running slow today??hard work sorting and posting pics?,
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Lazy day planned for me,,Grand Prix,, few slurps ,,Sunday roast,,few more slurps,,,hope you have an equally relaxing day!!
Morning John....
Cheers..
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Our new Dyson"Ball cleaner"turned out to be not quite what I thought it was!!!!...OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PMSL (Shoulda read the instructions first I guess!!)
Good Morning/Evening Fellow weekenders,,,still drizzly and soggy ere' (Morning George
) after raining all day yesterday!.............
Plenty of sport for Philip today with the Belgium Grand Prix F1 qually, and Ladies fahion appreciation at the South Korean Athletics meeting,,,Hmmm no beach volley ball as yet!!
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Whatver you're up to have fun and have a cracking weekend!!,,and for those cookinhg today...................
Cheers
You gotta luv the Irish!! ....
Paddy rings his new girlfriend's door bell, with a big bunch of flowers...
She opens the door, sees the flowers, and drags him in. She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips her knickers off and says 'This is for the flowers!'
'Don't be silly,' says Paddy, ....
'You must have a vase somewhere!'
Morning all.
Here's to wishing our fellow bollockers
ELISE and JAMES
A VERY HAPPY ANNIVERSARY
Chris. xx
Morning/Evening all,,rained all night ere' and still going!!,,so a decidedly damp and soggy start to the day,,
No matter,I'm "House bound" today waiting for a delivery,,Hilary blew up the Dyson yesterday,scared the crap out of the cat,
,but deffo a DEAD Dyson!
,,,,,new one exact delivery time told,,"Sometime today"!! FFS! LOL
Have a good un' you lot,
Cheers
Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
The End
(Kinda brings a tear to you eye)
